Pet Peeves...

[Deuce]

Since this was a popular thread on the old forum I figured I would bring it back...

1st off.....spoilers on a truck. The fuck is that supposed to do for you?

2nd...stalkers. Just say something shit.....why you playing the background?

Last...someone who buys and economy car (neon, metro etc) and puts rims on that shit. Dude?!?! Its a fuckin Chevy Aveo....how you gonna make that shit look good with 18's??? Do they even fit? Wtf?


Oh and check engine lights that go off and come back on out the fuckin blue....you bitch you!

[Da Eman]

Soo tired of people on Facebook and Twitter exploiting the situation in Haiti just to show others how good of a person they are with their "support". Do not forget that generosity goes hand in hand with HUMILITY.

[The God of War]

Soo tired of people on Facebook and Twitter exploiting the situation in Haiti just to show others how good of a person they are with their "support". Do not forget that generosity goes hand in hand with HUMILITY.
See, told ya Deuce. Me first ass muthafuckas.

What are my pet peeves? Better yet, what really grinds my gears? You America. Fuuuuuck you, America.

And people who smack when they chew. I will leave the room if I hear it.

[Joker]

I thought I was the only mofo who would not remain in a kitchen or room with someone who's smacking...why? Because I'd be temped to smack the taste out that mofo's mouth. That's just rude and uncalled for. BABIES SMACK! GROWN MOTHERFUCKERS SHOULD KNOW HOW TO CLOSE THEIR MOUTH AND CHEW!

[MiMi]

People who think they are punishing me by not talking to me... It's killing you cause you have to stand there while we hold a conversation and you can't join in. How about you should be going around calling HOUR on ppl and accusing ppl of stealing! HA! You have no friends here!

[bigtwan76]

Heavy breathers...
First I am about to faint because you sucking in all the air, then secondly as I fall to the ground because of the lack of O2 I have to hear that vacuum you call a nose....

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Wyclef...

When he first came out in the music business, he never said he was from Haiti. His girl at the time, Lauren Hill, has stated that all he and Pras used to do was talk Patwoi (Jamaican slang) and she never knew he was Haitian. Solo career begins, needs to get a fan base going, then all of a sudden "I am Haitian!" Fuck Wyclef. I should have posted him as my number 1 pet peeve, but I was next to a heavy breather.

[Mr Kels]

And people who smack when they chew. I will leave the room if I hear it.

Only thing worse then that is people that smack and hum and moan while they eat. The shit is annoying/disgusting.

People who spread their business all over and then get mad when someone says something about them. Why the hell would you put your personal shit on facebook/myspace if you didn't want that shit to spread? And then you get mad about it. Smarten up...

[The God of War]

Only thing worse then that is people that smack and hum and moan while they eat. The shit is annoying/disgusting.

People who spread their business all over and then get mad when someone says something about them. Why the hell would you put your personal shit on facebook/myspace if you didn't want that shit to spread? And then you get mad about it. Smarten up...
Agreed.

People who do shit drunk or under the influence and then say "it's the _____ talkin'." Bullshit. I learned at an early age, a drunk or high person will always reveal their truths to you.

[Deuce]

petty ass people that claim they're grown.

[quipville]

Nasty muhfuccas who fart in elevators. NOT funny.

[The God of War]

Nasty muhfuccas who fart in elevators. NOT funny.
That's a fightable offense. I punch people in the tooth for that shit.

What else pisses me the fuck off? Hmm... let me see... nosy ass people who wanna know every little detail about the situation. If I tell you one thing, don't press me for info. That's not my M.O. If it ain't ya damn job, then don't worry about it. I'm surely not.

[his drug of choice]

People who throw pity parties for themselves. It's not a good look.

[MiMi]

Waking up early...*sigh*

[Deuce]

Grown women who portray themselves as nothin better than just a fuck. Don't get me wrong, the club wouldn't be as fun without a ffew bottom of the ninth skee-o's hangin around but damn on an everyday basis? To a point where other people see it and speak on it? That's not cool, no bueno. How about showing some class and dignity and not make yourself look like the neighborhood slutbucket? I could see if niggas were sayin it (well... they are too)but that shit was coming straight from the tap. But I guess having a grown ass body means nothing when you have the mentality of a 17 year old.

I think what irritates me most is when they try to deny it or act like they not like that......c'mon mayne yes you are. You know you fucked him, his brother and his cousin Chico....knock it off. That or they say "I'm gonna find me a good man"......nah you may as well stick to what you know best...

[MiMi]

People who mubble and whisper speak the fuck up if you don't want to be ignored or asked 5 times what!

[Deuce]

when this fucker keeps runnin around in circles like he's gotta go to the bathroom but all he wants is to go outside.

[Joker]

Loud people on buses especially when they're on a cell phone or talking to someone who's right next to them.

People who ask for shit and really didn't want it in the first place. Do yourself a favor and don't be greedy! Damn eyes bigger than your mouth.

Ladies with attitudes for no reason...dudes mean muggin for no reason.

When are dudes going to stop placing themselves right by their girl's side in the grocery store? Have we not yet learned that your chick is safe in the cereal aisle?

White sloppy ass goth chicks who wear jeans that just make them look extra extra sloppy...*gags*. Don't act like yall don't know the type I'm talking about, I bet you see at least three a week!

People who act like they can't see that you need to get pass them if they're just standing in one spot looking stupid in the face, do I really need to waste time saying excuse me when you can just get the fuck out of my way bitch?

Bastards who want you to argue with them and get upset when you simply agree to disagree 'That's a cope out!' uh no that's me not wanting to waste my time arguing with a simple minded fucktard.

[The God of War]

- Mo' Gut than Butt syndrome. Ew.
- Also, chicks who wear clothes that don't fit.
- Drivers who don't move out of the way of ambulances

[Deuce]

people who constantly say they are gonna do somethin, and then don't. Don't gas my head the fuck up.

when someone say's "yeah come on by. I'll be here." Then when you get there, they aren't there and when you call em....."oh I had to run to the store real quick. Just wait I'll be back in a min" and then it takes them 30-45 mins to get back. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE COTDAMN STORE BEFORE YOU SAID "COME THROUGH"?!?!?

[The God of War]

people who constantly say they are gonna do somethin, and then don't. Don't gas my head the fuck up.

when someone say's "yeah come on by. I'll be here." Then when you get there, they aren't there and when you call em....."oh I had to run to the store real quick. Just wait I'll be back in a min" and then it takes them 30-45 mins to get back. WHY THE FUCK DIDN'T YOU GO TO THE COTDAMN STORE BEFORE YOU SAID "COME THROUGH"?!?!?
That's all gamesmanshit, Deuce. They just tryin to see if you would actually come through. They are actually watchin you to see how long you play their game.

And Windows/Windows Mobile pisses me the fuck off. I have too many reasons on why it does, so it's more of a blanket statement.

Also, my phone pisses me off. I don't get any cool programs or apps that seemingly every other phone gets. I can't get Skype or Pandora Radio? That's why I'm getting a Google phone soon. Fuck you, Samsung Blackjack II.

[Mr Kels]

Big girls who dress in little ass clothes or just look sloppy. Just because you're big does not mean you can't dress nice.

People that get mad when you call them on their shit. Come on now, I see right through you. Don't try to straighten up and deny it.

People who don't flush after themselves. Really? You grown as shit and can't flip the little handle down?

[Voodoo]

Hypocrites. I have a real issue with any fucker who says one thing and does another.

[The God of War]

Pornstars who don't update their sites. If you don't care, why should I?

Family members who fake on you and do that ol' let me borrow some money routine.

[Deuce]

Excessive whining

When grown people leave dishes in the sink like somebody else gonna wash em. Carry your lazy fuckin ass in there a clean that shit up!...........then make me some Tacos. lol nah seriously that shit pisses me off.

[Da Eman]

I hate it when you tell someone not to act LIKE a ______ and then they go and say "Oh so now you're calling me a ________? " Since when did we start losing our capacity to listen and comprehend?


When i'm working out, especially doing my BeachBody Insanity workout, and you wanna stop me and have a fucking conversation???? are you fucking kidding me? Do you not see the puddle of sweat? Do you not see the focus? the heavy breathing? And you want to know if there's a football game on today? :|

[MiMi]

When ppl give you unsolicited advice. I didn't ask you anything and for some reason you need to tell me some shit 1. I already know and 2. Didn't even ask you about. I understand that you feel you are helping me by giving me this information but I don't want it. The first time I tell you I'm nice the second I tell you in the oh so special Meems way. I still love you though. Lol

[The God of War]

When I can't have salad with my dinner. Especially when the meal requires salad.

Also, creepy men who stare at me. Yes, I know I'm handsome in my own way. I don't need you to validate that for me. kthxbye

[Deuce]

when people use military time when they aren't in the military anymore. "Hey what time you coming through?" "Oh...probably around 2100, gotta finish some stuff up first".....hold up....WHAT? What fuckin time is that? 1300, 1400, 1500....*mumbles while counting to myself*..... Damn can you just say 9 o'clock? I don't feel like deciphering that shit right now....

[his drug of choice]

when people use military time when they aren't in the military anymore. "Hey what time you coming through?" "Oh...probably around 2100, gotta finish some stuff up first".....hold up....WHAT? What fuckin time is that? 1300, 1400, 1500....*mumbles while counting to myself*..... Damn can you just say 9 o'clock? I don't feel like deciphering that shit right now....

OMG, that made me bust out laughing cuz I have to count it out, too, and I was in ROTC for 2 years! LMAO

Drivers who can't drive. Seriously, get out of the fast fuckin' lane, goin' 50 mph, when the speed limit is 65. Bitch, can't you see me in your rearview?!

[Deuce]

^^^yeah that's one of mine too

and this shit here.....ugh drives me nuts. When someone comes over to your house, gets in your car or just is in your general vicinity, and they smell either like fried chicken or fried fish. Seriously....where the fuck you been? Standing in KFC or Long John Silvers all day? Come the fuck on!

Or when you go to someone's house and they're frying fish or chicken and the smell is embedded in your clothes when you leave.

[Chelle]

I abhor when people speak for me. I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it. If I have something to say, best believe I will say it. Don't fucking speak on my behalf. I don't even let my mom do that shit.

[his drug of choice]

I abhor when people speak for me. I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it. If I have something to say, best believe I will say it. Don't fucking speak on my behalf. I don't even let my mom do that shit.

When I read the first sentence, I thought it said, "I abhor when people speak to me." LMMFAO I was finna say, "Damn, Chelle is ANTI-SOCIAL DEN A MUH FUCKA!" :lmao:

I had to read it again. But, yeah...I definitely feel that!

[Da Eman]

I abhor when people speak for me. I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it. If I have something to say, best believe I will say it. Don't fucking speak on my behalf. I don't even let my mom do that shit.

that's right! and another thing...Chelle hates it when you pinch her cheeks, so don't do it...or chelle will ban you. That's str8 from chelle...

[Deuce]

People who have a customer service issue and complain about shit that has absolutely NOTHING to do with the immediate problem. For example, you're calling GE customer service to get your washing machine fixed and you talkin about how your microwave fucked up...... SO?

[Mr Kels]

...I have a mouth and I'm not afraid to use it.

My kind of woman! :inlust:

I kid!

I hate people that spend money on dumb shit that they don't need and then complain about not having money. You fucking dummy. It's called money management. Look into it.

[Deuce]

My kind of woman! :inlust:

I kid!

I hate people that spend money on dumb shit that they don't need and then complain about not having money. You fucking dummy. It's called money management. Look into it.


I couldn't agree with you more....I know sooooo many people like that.:thumbsdown:

[The God of War]

People who unneccessarily rush for everything. Slow down. Breeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeathe.

[MiMi]

Grown ass men with beads in their hair.... after the age of 25 cut your hair, get a grown ups hair style (this does not include locks)

[tookiewayne]

this is a pet peeve for me but i don't know if it is totally valid.

the last time i was at church (which was sometime last year... i haven't been back since i turned atheist) Bishop T. D. Jakes said "the bible is an incredible book!"

now i understood what he meant. but it kills me when folks use words incorrectly, simply because they have always heard them used incorrectly. Incredible actually means not credible. unless its being said that way on purpose as a subliminal hint that the book truely is not credible, he should stop using it in that way...

[MiMi]

People who dont realize that on Facebook if someone sends you a message with other people attached when you reply EVERYONE will see your reply

[Deuce]

being woke up by loud ass inconsiderate fuckers

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when people do things for you only because they want you to do something in return. The fuck? I don't care how you feel or if you want a certain reaction. If everytime you open your mouth, some bullshit comes out of it, fuck you. I don't care if you get mad because I don't do shit in return. Its too early for the stupidity.

[Deuce]

popups and ads that say you can test the latest and greatest gadget for free and you get to keep it.

[assumenot]

When folks leave a little bit of milk in the gallon. Not enough for anyone to actually use, but enough to say that they didn't finish it, and avoid having to get more. :thumbsdown:

[Mr Kels]

People who don't close the door when they're using the bathroom.. Fucking gross...

[The God of War]

Parents who don't say shit when their kid is wildin out in public. I'm not talkin about toddler age, I'm talkin preteen and up.

[Mr Kels]

^^ Cosign. Also hate parents who put leashes on their kids. I don't know why, but that shit just annoys the hell outta me.

[Deuce]

People who take the things that they have for granted. Always complaining about what they do have, but to them its not enough, not realizing that it could be fucking worse. You could have nothing at all. Then what? So shut the fuck up and give thanks for what you do have. Cuz it can all be taken away in an instant. Trust me. I've been there.

People who go out and blow money on absolutely nothing, then cry broke. Really?

[The God of War]

People who grind their teeth
Kids who talk back to me

[assumenot]

People who stand next to you in a line, instead of behind you. Is the concept of a line that complex?

[Deuce]

People who think its cool to walk outside with shorts on when there is 2.5 feet of snow on the ground.......because that makes sense.

People who think life is one big fuckin joke. I'm that nigga that will give you one helluva reality check.

[The God of War]

People who think its cool to walk outside with shorts on when there is 2.5 feet of snow on the ground.......because that makes sense.

People who think life is one big fuckin joke. I'm that nigga that will give you one helluva reality check.
That sounds like white people, but that could be just a stereotype. I do it to piss people off.

Let me stop with the jokes then...

Oh yeah, on topic. People who overreact to everything. Goddamn that shit is annoying. Not everything is a five alarm fucking fire.

[Deuce]

No these were 18-21 year old knee-grows...

[The God of War]

No these were 18-21 year old knee-grows...
Oh, well, I'm growner than that.

Oh yeah, chicks that go to the club and dance with either themselves, or they girlfriends.* And chicks that wear prom dresses to the club.

Also, dudes who just stand around at the club and watch. Nigga, get active. That's what you there for, right?

*Usually these chicks aren't bisexual, they just like the thrill of the chase.

[Deuce]

Also, dudes who just stand around at the club and watch. Nigga, get active. That's what you there for, right?


Nigga I get active at 2 a.m when I'm lookin for that bottom of the ninth joint that can still walk straight. THAT'S what I'm there for.

[The God of War]

Nigga I get active at 2 a.m when I'm lookin for that bottom of the ninth joint that can still walk straight. THAT'S what I'm there for.
Ah, the 1:30 buttocks run. Fun times. Watching dudes swirl the bottom of the barrel with they finger hoping to come up with gold. Only did that once successfully. I usually had some standby waiting on me elsewhere.

You know what else grinds my gears? When a function that was advertised on an electronic device simply does not work as intended.

[Chelle]

I can't believe how much misspelled words and poor grammar annoy the fuck out of me.

[scoobysnax]

I hate it when I'm using the dryer at the laundromat, and my clothes don't get dry. We used to have some weak ass dryers at this one, and sometimes your clothes would come out damp like they hadn't even been in the dryer for 50 minutes. You muhfuckas better give me my 40 cents back!

[The God of War]

I hate it when I'm using the dryer at the laundromat, and my clothes don't get dry. We used to have some weak ass dryers at this one, and sometimes your clothes would come out damp like they hadn't even been in the dryer for 50 minutes. You muhfuckas better give me my 40 cents back!
On that tangent, scoob, when people break the washers and dryers in the building, and don't notify anyone. That shit is annoying. And I'm beginning to think that my building manager is inept at, you know, doing his job.

[ThePianoGuy]

People that can't go 5 minutes without having to send a text, even when they're in a movie or having a face-to-face conversation with someone else. Talk about nigga technology.

[Deuce]

When you are having a serious convo with someone and they fall asleep or they start texting or some other shit and claim that they are multi-tasking....

When someone constantly tells you one thing and they do something COMPLETELY different...

[Mr Kels]

People, people, people, who merge/turn without using their signals. I don't know why, but that shit annoys the fuck outta me. Part of me wish for them to crash. Not hard enough to get hurt, but hard enough to fuck their car up.

People who overreact to everything. Seriously, don't try so hard to read into what I'm saying or doing. It's always put out there, so stop over thinking. That shit will only piss me off.

People who lie and over exaggerate. Really? Do you have to hype something up that damn much? Tell the story the way it is or don't tell it at all. Don't try to make yourself sound more important then you really are.

[Da Eman]

Idiots who think their own illogical reasoning makes sense to them, and should make sense to others, just because it's convenient to their wants.

When you been outside in the cold for a while, and you gotta pee. When you get inside to whip it out, your hands are cold as fuck. Just not a cool feeling.

[Chelle]

When I say "I'm not interested" and immediately the man thinks it's because the sex wasn't good with my previous partner, and that he can rock my world. SMH! If only life were so simple.

[The God of War]

People who forget that impressionable children are around when they are talking.

[Alex Krycek]

I hate it when you tell someone not to act LIKE a ______ and then they go and say "Oh so now you're calling me a ________? " Since when did we start losing our capacity to listen and comprehend?


When i'm working out, especially doing my BeachBody Insanity workout, and you wanna stop me and have a fucking conversation???? are you fucking kidding me? Do you not see the puddle of sweat? Do you not see the focus? the heavy breathing? And you want to know if there's a football game on today? :|

FUCK... Yes... I agree 100% both are grounds for a falcon punch.

[Mr Kels]

Girls who don't finish the job. Don't give me head then stop when I'm bout to get my shit off. And don't give me that "That's nasty" shit. How you gonna suck dick and say nut in the mouth is nasty? It's part of the act... I digress though. Just because you know I'm about to cum, does NOT mean you finished the job. That shit makes me not wanna fuck with you. Selfish broad...

[Deuce]

Girls who don't finish the job. Don't give me head then stop when I'm bout to get my shit off. And don't give me that "That's nasty" shit. How you gonna suck dick and say nut in the mouth is nasty? It's part of the act... I digress though. Just because you know I'm about to cum, does NOT mean you finished the job. That shit makes me not wanna fuck with you. Selfish broad...

I feel your pain bruh. I do. Chicks like that don't get call-backs...

[Mr Kels]

Yeah man. Now she on some, "Next time I'ma finish the job with my hand." I'm thinking, why even bother? I could do that shit on my own, so it's probably not gonna be a next time.

People, people, people, who treat dogs like they're kids. I'm not talking the people that love their dogs and talk to them and play with them. I'm talking the people that dress them up and carry them in those bags and put them in strollers and that type shit. Let a dog be a dog. Let him/her walk around like other animals do. Those are the same type of people that treat animals better then they treat people.

[Deuce]

When you do shit for people and they don't even have the common fuckin decency to say thank you. Fuck you in your ass walkin...

[The God of War]

When people push your buttons to get a reaction and then get upset at said reaction. It's what you wanted, right? No? Fuck outta my face then, fore I break yours.

Also, passive aggressive behavior. Say what the fuck you have to say, and move on.

And people who ask "what's that supposed to mean?" or "why do you say that?" Muthafucka, if I said it, and yes, I speak clearly, with diction, then it is exactly what I mean. There is no reading between the lines. And you can especially tell if you read my mannerisms and facial expressions.I am a very emotive person, and I say what I mean, even in body language.

[Mr Kels]

Facebook. Seriously I hate it. I think it's the users more then the site itself though. The way people put every-damn-thing on there is ridiculous. For instance, a cousin of mine got shot last week - not too serious, he's in stable condition - and guess how the family found out? Another stupid ass family member put that shit on her status. You dumb bitch you...

So not facebook, facebook users.

[Joker]

Wow...so she went out of her way to put it on facebook and not call up family?

When family members act like nothing is going on or happened when something did...hell yes I'm pissed off because you turned your back on me when I just helped you and three other motherfuckers out over the past four months. Hell no I'm not alright and you know it bitch.

When dudes try to talk up a cashier when there's a line...'Yo bro keep it moving.' 'I'm trying to get the digits playa hold up.' '...Nigga get the fuck on and lady if you trying not to have me call your manager over here to make you speed the fuck up.'.

When you can't compliment a lady without her giving you the evil glare but I don't blame em that much because usually dudes follow up with some bullshit. 'You look very nice today miss....those heels make your ass pop like a mug.'.