To The Men....

[Chelle]

What do you think are the 3 best things about being a guy?

[ThePianoGuy]

-Peeing standing up
-I don't become less desirable just because I get older (especially if I have money).
-I am actually taken seriously when I am around other guys.

[SchlongstaJ]

~Being able to love women without societal scorn or repercussion.

~Being protector and provider for family.

~The ability to be amazingly simple or appropriately complex. Whichever the situation requires.

[wurf]

1. my dick
2. ?
3. my penis

[mouiepower]

No period.
I can be a hore and still get respect.
The ablity to act with reason,not just emotion.

[JohnnyFuckAmore]

1. Being the calm in a storm.( when a woman gets worried the ability smooth things out)
2. Being the head of a relationship.( if a woman puts herself with a man who's not a leader that won't last long)
3. Accepting we're ASSHOLES (it really doesn't bother us)

[DaDirtyOldMan]

Being stronger, faster and smarter than all women!!!

[The God of War]

1. Being a good listener
2. The dirty joke factor
3. My penis and my surprisingly soft, skilled hands (yes, they count as one)

[Chelle]

This has to be the FUNNIEST thread I have EVER read....

[Joker]

Being able to joke around with your boys without any of them getting too pissed. IE name calling, fighting without actually fighting and being able to seriously talk about something in a joking manner to keep tension at bay.

Being able to be a role model to my future children/daughter/son(s)...aint nothing better than thinking about what kind of positive impact you'll have on your future kids lives or even your nieces and nephews. They'll know how a real man is supposed to behave and whatnot.

Pissing standing up. That was my first thought because I've seen a few nasty bathrooms in the ladies rooms..shit I couldn't bring myself to piss sitting down.

[wurf]

i noticed a few of yall listed things that a woman could do. why?

[parkside701]

1. Operating in the realm of logic or being more suited to use both sides of the brain.
2. Being desired by woman.
3. Being able to fornicate with women.

[JohnnyFuckAmore]

And 1 more that fact that you get what you SEE. Role the Video http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlqhzdPZg7Y&feature=related

[blizz77]

What do you think are the 3 best things about being a guy?

1. Being able to shop without taking all fucking day.

2. Being able to shoot cum in or on a woman.

3. Not having to worry about a period (even tho some niggas act like they on one sometimes).

[JohnnyFuckAmore]

And 1 more that fact that you get what you SEE. Role the Video http://http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlqhzdPZg7Y&feature=related

wrong link here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlqhzdPZg7Y&feature=related

[ThePianoGuy]

wrong link here it is http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vlqhzdPZg7Y&feature=related


Oh god, ain't THAT the truth.

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[Kaptivator]

Pissing standing up.
Swimming daily without having to wash my hair or get it done..
No period

[Pervertor]

1. Having a penis and being able to use it to penetrate not penis owners
2. Thinking based on Logic and not emotion
3. Not having a menstrual cycle and not being a bearer of offspring

It's not truly a single top three but if there is a god, I extend my prolonged thanks for not having been born a female.