What's On Your Mind

[Chelle]

You know how this works. Tell us what's on your mind.


I'm thinking....ugh...finally the board and the main site are back. What a journey. I'll have to write about it later. Still have a lot to do.






(Let's try to keep vids out of this thread. Helps the thread load easier and we can keep it open much longer. Thanks in advance.)

[Black2Great]

That is exactly what im thinking...and im also thinking bout sleep since im finally off work...YES!....really diggin the board tho...:)

[Voodoo]

Good to be back. Fresh start.

[MiMi]

I'm thinking I now have something to keep me entertained at work lol

[trueno22]

I am thinking about the whooping the saints are putting on the cardinals

[The God of War]

Too much to try and even count. I thought it would be easy for me to get back into school. Well, life has tripped that up for me this semester. I'm alright, since I'm really applying myself when it comes to learning Linux and open source code.

Also, my PS3 died on me last night. Complete ass bomb, I know. But I will be alright. I have playoff football this weekend, and I can get it fixed for free since I still have connections at Sony.

Life is going.

[Strider156]

Wondering when the hell this job market is going to turn around.

[Black2Great]

@God of War....add me on PSN Str8Black...

[Mr Kels]

I'm thinking I now have something to keep me entertained at work lol

Ain't them damn customers entertainment enough?

I'm thinking that I really missed this place. I found myself trying to access the site everyday to no avail.

Wondering why this girl at works likes me. She needs to keep her hands to herself. Heavy handed broad... By the way, SHE'S NOT OF THE VANILLA PERSUASION! :thumbsup:

New smilies? Love it!

[Black2Great]

I really missed this place too...it got to the point i had to start emailin chelle to see wats up...LOL

[Voodoo]

How many people on here got Blackberries? I only got 4 BT people on my bbm list.

[his drug of choice]

I don't have one...yet. I'm thinking of selling my Motorola Karma and getting a BB, but I'm not sure yet. That's my business phone, so we'll see.

[Black2Great]

Well i got the Droid and if any of you use gmail/gtalk feel free to add me black2great@gmail.com

[MiMi]

^^^Naw we use blackberries over this here way....lol

[The God of War]

I'm prolly gettin a Nexus One or a Google phone soon. I'm not really a fan of the Motorola phones. I need that good customization in my life...

And it feels good to clean house and relax for once in a while...

Why is Baltimore failing so hard right now?

[Black2Great]

well if u get a google phone the u have to have a gmail account so add me on gtalk :p

[The God of War]

I will be the first to add you, man.

And dinner should be good tonight. She's cooking teriyaki pineapple chicken meatballs and steak fries.

Oh yeah, and I have started to eat beef again. Sparingly. It tastes good to not only cook a steak, but eat it as well. And it helps to have it after a workout sometimes.

[Black2Great]

cool...sounds like someones full...

[his drug of choice]

I love my HTC Tilt 2! It's so damn pretty!

[Black2Great]

I love my Droid :)

[Chelle]

A Crackberry is the only way to go....

[The God of War]

I hate my 6th tier Blackjack II... I can't even get Skype on my phone... how depressing...

I think tonight is going to be an uneasy night for me as far as sleep goes. I am suffering from PlayStation-itis... I miss my 60GB girl...

Time to bust out the SNES and get on Super Mario World... Perfect cure.

[ghostryder]

So glad this week is over. I can enjoy my weekend, and I get to upload big booty porn where it will be appreciated. Beware the guy with the flaming skull for a head.

[Chelle]

Why is everyone that is emailing me to get back their accounts on the main site talking about their ratio was 2.0. Really? Do I look fucking stupid? GEEZ...*delete email*

[ghostryder]

Those fools are like crack addicts. C'mon SON!!!

[Black2Great]

lol @chelle crackberry smfh...and god of war...i got my 80GB model 14 months old and goin strong...:)

[The God of War]

lol @chelle crackberry smfh...and god of war...i got my 80GB model 14 months old and goin strong...:)
Who has 2 thumbs and hates Black2Great?

<<<This guy.

I had my 60GB since launch... so sad. Well, I'm getting it fixed for free, so that's all good. Just gotta wait til Tuesday.

[his drug of choice]

I can't stop staring at the dick pic he sent me! OH MY GAWD!

[The God of War]

I can't stop staring at the dick pic he sent me! OH MY GAWD!
... I can honestly say it wasn't me. I think.

Well, I'm down right now. So it's time to watch The Protector. I need to see someone whoop ass before I go to bed.

And the Wanda Sykes show is the shit! I'm glad I put watching The Protector on hold.

[his drug of choice]

You already know what I would say to you if you EVER sent me a picture of your PEENITH! LoL

[Mr Kels]

She told me she wanted me to OG her and record her giving me face time... Freak ass broad.

My coworker told me he was gonna fight me because I haven't played the God of War games yet, *peeks at OG* Shit. Now I might have another one ready to fight me...

[The God of War]

You already know what I would say to you if you EVER sent me a picture of your PEENITH! LoL
I don't know why, but reading that aloud with a child's voice has me dying laughing over here in the town right now... :lmao:

I have a lot of stress on me mind now. The Protector really isn't helping. I guess I can listen to some Miles Davis. Maybe that will help.

[Joker]

Just woke up...a brotha is not looking forward to this semester for the simple fact I'm damn near sick of school. Bout ready to throw in the towel, find me a suga mama or some shit.

Nah gots to get my degree.

Should probably install my photo program and make a new sig...*shrugs*

Couldn't make it to my great-uncle's funeral cause they aint clear my check on time and STILL aint cleared my shit.

Duke Energy...those motherfuckers are on some serious bullshit. Doubling everyone's bills, my shit went from 60 bucks to 110 dollars. Man who the hell they think they kidding? Tuesday someone getting cursed out.

Oh and I'm glad the site is back :D

[Chelle]

I found my popcorn (long story) and I have 1246 pending account on the main site. I hate people that lie. I need to find a way to smoke them out.

But football is on, so uummm....YAYYYYYYY!! :dance::yay:

[Joker]

Smoke em out...or give em a second chance? They'll just likely bury themselves again or do right this time.

[Mr Kels]

By the way Chelles, did I mention I had a 2.1 ratio? :ras:

Leave it to me to pick a rainy day to go to the laundromat. *shrugs* Oh well.

Think I should get a mic stand for this Band Hero. That way I can "sing" and play the gee-tar at the same time.

[Deuce]

Think I should get a mic stand for this Band Hero. That way I can "sing" and play the gee-tar at the same time.

I been playin the hell outta Guitar Hero and DJ Hero....now I want the drum set.

Feelin like I should e-slap the shit outta some people today.

I'm hungry...bout to go get me a couple T-Bones and get to cheffin it up in the kitchen

[Black2Great]

Who has 2 thumbs and hates Black2Great?

<<<This guy.

I had my 60GB since launch... so sad. Well, I'm getting it fixed for free, so that's all good. Just gotta wait til Tuesday.

shit lucky u...but mines the new 80GB model so hopefully no YLOD =)

[Mr Kels]

I been playin the hell outta Guitar Hero and DJ Hero....now I want the drum set.

Dude... Get.Them.Now! It seems like that's the one instrument that everyone wants to play. I'm much better on the guitar, but the drums are just as fun.

So I went to the Game Stop and was able to find that God Of War Collection for a good $30. That has to be a steal. Two PS3 games for that price? I couldn't pass that up. Especially not with everyone saying how good they are. Also reserved the third one. Also picked up a couple Phillies shirts and some sneakers. Pretty good day. now to relax and have some pasghetti.

[his drug of choice]

Just made a donation; just a lil' su'm su'm to keep the board running!

[The God of War]

It's time to bring some peace into my life...

[MiMi]

Went to Saks today saw the Gucci sunglasses I want... And some Red Bottoms I wanna cop... Hmmmm I need a job lol...

Bowling with the bros how this nigga come with a chick named Precious and she look like Precious just not as big... Smh gonna have to school this nigga

[Strider156]

Still waiting for a email shit my ratio was 1.something to be honest..
Also what's up with Jay-z and all this devil shit in the videos???

[The God of War]

Right about now, I need a thick female to ride me like a bicycle. In other words, I need to fuck. This shit is painful.

And I get AT&T U-Verse on Thursday. Fuck Comcast!

[Black2Great]

my ratio was like 1. something as well :|

[MiMi]

Still waiting for a email shit my ratio was 1.something to be honest..
Also what's up with Jay-z and all this devil shit in the videos???

I think it has something to do with them saying he's the devil lately...


Fucking hot fucking hot dog at the bowling alley got me wanting to throw up... I hate doing it but if it'll make me feel better I'm all for it

[Mr Kels]

I gotta make a donation too. Thanks for the reminder Nu Booty.

I hope work is busy tomorrow. That will just make it go by faster. I really don't even wanna go in.

I hate my car. It really is a piece of shit. I wanna get something bigger, but it gets good mileage so I kinda don't wanna give it up. Do I wanna sacrifice gas for room? Maybe.

[Deuce]

My ratio was like 3 somethin....like 3.339 or some shit. *taps fingers waiting for approval* I need some new shit.

[Joker]

*sniffs* my ratio was about a strong 8.42...ok I'm lying I didn't even register on the main site. Don't really plan to. :lmao: nah...but uh.

Adult Swim.

Those cats pissing me off. The fuck is a 'brit block' man...they going to make me just scream. As long as they don't fuck with my anime it's cool...then again I'm about this close : : to cutting off my cable because I realize I watch so much of my shit online it's a waste of money to keep that shit on.

Got to think about that...

Looking around my apartment I realize I need to spruce it up a bit. Neighbor and bitch downstairs be ready cause Joker aint going to sleep tonight; just going to be cleaning up and vacuuming and shit so uh..yeah suck my nuts.

[MiMi]

Not sure what I want anymore...

[The God of War]

2004 throwback for this evening... had to rock the controversial Grand Theft Auto: San Andreas for the PS2.

My prayers go out to all who are affected by the earthquake in Haiti. And a double fuck you to Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh, as well as a prayer for their souls. Should I unleash the Cestus on them?

Plus I kicked in some money to keep the cheeks shakin... had to put in for that 2 for 1 table dance special...

[MiMi]

I needed that... Just wanna say thx

[Deuce]

I need to fill a void

[his drug of choice]

I think I need therapy. It's ridiculous how often I think about fuckin'/dick/suckin'/orgasms.

I guess I should be really concerned about it when it starts interfering with my daily functions; but it might as well. I mean, if I'm at work, on the phones, and then dick pops into my head...who knows what'll come out of my mouth! LMAO

Seriously...I laugh now...

[The God of War]

I needed that... Just wanna say thx

I need to fill a void

That's what she said. :laugh:

I think I need therapy. It's ridiculous how often I think about fuckin'/dick/suckin'/orgasms.

I guess I should be really concerned about it when it starts interfering with my daily functions; but it might as well. I mean, if I'm at work, on the phones, and then dick pops into my head...who knows what'll come out of my mouth! LMAO

Seriously...I laugh now...

That's what she said. :laugh:

You have an ad-dick-tion. Nothing wrong with that. Just don't let that get your ass fired. Appurantly yo libida is very strong.

I approve. :grin:

[Mr Kels]

...and then dick pops into my head...who knows what'll come out of my mouth!

Oh Lawd! This part really made me laugh. SMH!

Turn on the radio this morning and thought I was listening to an AM talk radio station. Until I realized that it was Dr. King's I Have A Dream Speech. Damn that man's words are powerful!

[Chelle]

I think I need therapy. It's ridiculous how often I think about fuckin'/dick/suckin'/orgasms.

I guess I should be really concerned about it when it starts interfering with my daily functions; but it might as well. I mean, if I'm at work, on the phones, and then dick pops into my head...who knows what'll come out of my mouth! LMAO

Seriously...I laugh now...

We are definitely sisters. I work from home, and my work PC and home PC are side by side. Anyways, I'm looking at dick on my home PC and almost blurt it out in conversation to the customer on my work phone. Sweet jesus....luckily she had no clue what I was referencing when I mentioned the "thickness". :blush:

[ghostryder]

.............

My prayers go out to all who are affected by the earthquake in Haiti. And a double fuck you to Pat Robertson and Rush Limbaugh, as well as a prayer for their souls. Should I unleash the Cestus on them?

................

Indeed our prayers should go out to the Haitians. As for those two, they represent a small sect within the Christian and conservative wings. I think a penance stare is in order for the both of them.

[MiMi]

I need to get some things started....hmmmm where to start where to start

[Strider156]

Boondocks Season 3 March 28th... that's whats up. Adult swim was getting kind of boring with bleach re-runs

[The God of War]

Damn, finally! I've been waiting on that since what, '07? I think Showtime or HBO needs to run the Boondocks. It just seems more natural if it were on one of those channels.

[Joker]

I think it's MUCH more funny with the *bleeps*. That shit has me rolling!

Meditated for three straight hours today, had to get my mind right...fucking serious ass conversations. Lawd. But yeah...I'm tempted to go and do a bit of selfish shopping but now I'm rethinking that bit. Got to make a few smart investments. My car really needs a tune up like Whoopi Goldberg's gums need to be bleached.

[his drug of choice]

We are definitely sisters. I work from home, and my work PC and home PC are side by side. Anyways, I'm looking at dick on my home PC and almost blurt it out in conversation to the customer on my work phone. Sweet jesus....luckily she had no clue what I was referencing when I mentioned the "thickness". :blush:

:thankyou: I knew someone would feel where I was coming from! :lmao:

[Black2Great]

one of my best friends and another friend of mine got into a car accident yesterday...i just heard from my best friend....it was a VERY BAD ACCIDENT....glad they are ok...tho...:)

[Deuce]

Yeah its movie night tonight....got a pretty good lineup. Sherlock Holmes, The Book of Eli and Avatar

[his drug of choice]

Avatar in 3D is the BEST way to watch it!

[The God of War]

Yeah its movie night tonight....got a pretty good lineup. Sherlock Holmes, The Book of Eli and Avatar

If you can shoot me a link for Sherlock Holmes and The Book of Eli, that would be great. And can you help me find a host for the X-Men cartoon series upload, please?

Avatar in 3D is the BEST way to watch it!

I agree. Good shit.

It's time to get this money, even if it's 75 cents. PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE!

[Mr Kels]

Bout damn time the Boondocks came back. I was starting to get pissed of with Cartoon Network.

It's time to get this money, even if it's 75 cents. PAY ME WHAT YOU OWE!

Fucking A! That just reminded me of this time the chick at Checkers rung me up for one thing and gave me a different thing. Granted, I did switch my order after I said what I wanted - but before completing my order. She charged me for the first one, and when I said something about it, she says they're the same price. :noexpression: No bitch. The one I ordered is cheaper. She had the nerve to get mad and walk away talking bout "Does anybody have 40 cents?!?!?" Fucking right you dumb ghetto ass broad. Give me my gotdamn nickels.

I think I'm gonna start looking at SUVs. I miss my Explorer and I loved riding high. I've noticed people were less likely to cut me off back then than they are now that I'm in a 2-door. Decisions, decisions...

[Deuce]

^^^you should come to VA...I'm in a navigator and they cut me off all the fuckin time. And I'm talkin bout to a point where I'm ready to hop out and go bang on a window and ask em what the fuck their problem is.

[Joker]

I'm highly pissed off motherfuckers are actually considering suicide after watching Avatar. I mean...what the fuck! It's a god damn movie! Shit...I'm going to see that shit this Friday and if I don't feel like jumping off a cliff or some shit I'm going to request a motherfucking refund.

Dinner was alright. Going to talk to my sister's current place of employment and see if they need any help during the night and some weekends. Need that lil bit of extra moolah.

[Deuce]

Avatar is pretty good....I wouldn't mind catchin it in 3D

I think I might start downloading the seasons of Robot Chicken....shit it hilarious

I had an interesting dinner tonight. Buffalo meatloaf, mashed sweet potatoes, asparagus and homeade Coco bread....straight BANGIN!!!!

[MiMi]

Tried now I'm tired of tryin. This situation is draining

[The God of War]

How can you progress if you stand still, dude? That makes no sense to me...

I gotta wait on my PS3 to get fixed. At least til Thursday. But I have my PS2, a copy of the original GTA: San Andreas (with the "Hot Coffee" mod, which I don't use) and the ingredients to make that good root beer float. Fuck yeah.

[Mr Kels]

Think I might finally play God of War tomorrow. Maybe after I see my godbaby. We'll see.

I really wish people would stop being so fucking moody. How you gonna be chill one minute, mad as shit 20 minutes later, apologetic 5 minutes later, then flipping out 10 minutes later? The fuck?!?!?

[Black2Great]

damn K dats some fucked up shit...favorite current game on PS3...cod MW2

[The God of War]

Is there a doctor on the board? I think I have a case of ass-whiplash. Stupid Bender from Futurama.

[Deuce]

Lol... Maybe I need my glasses on......naaaaahh that ain't work either. I can't see that shit not happenening.

Goin to take my test for the census job today...hey, they're payin $20 plus mileage....well in my area anyway. I'm all on that shit, son!!

I hate having to backtrack....*sigh* especially when it was 4 years ago

[Chelle]

I have so many decisions to make. *sigh*

[Mr Kels]

Ass-whiplash? What in the world is that?

I think I'm gonna fight the goddaughter today. She's being a fussy little brat.

[Deuce]

Off to take this test and then go see moms and surprise her for her bday.

[The God of War]

Ass-whiplash? What in the world is that?

I think I'm gonna fight the goddaughter today. She's being a fussy little brat.
It was one of Bender's infamous quotes on Futurama.

I say if you start losing to the little one, then use a tranquilizer dart. That will change the tide of battle. And I forgot I have to watch my friend's son today. He's waaaaay too smart to be only 3. He's been here before.

And how was playin God of War, Kels?

[JCrack]

did these dudes have a auto refresh on the main site to register that quickly?

[The God of War]

It's time to reset my notebook, for Skype chat purposes...

[MiMi]

Need to go see my god son and the baby... She actully likes me most baby girls don't but she likes to play with me...

[Mr Kels]

It was one of Bender's infamous quotes on Futurama.

I say if you start losing to the little one, then use a tranquilizer dart. That will change the tide of battle. And I forgot I have to watch my friend's son today. He's waaaaay too smart to be only 3. He's been here before.

And how was playin God of War, Kels?

Tranq dart! I knew I was forgetting something. I was just gonna kick her in her little ass, but the dart is probably less painful.

I haven't played yet thanks to the little one. I'm dying to pop it in though (hehe), so I'ma do that later.

[Deuce]

Got a 98 on the test but they run the damn apps through the Dept. Of Homeland Security.....I wonder if they'll notice the 2 firearms convictions I had to put down.....smdh oh well...it is what it is.

[The God of War]

I'm almost certain you won't need firearms to conduct the Census. Unless you go in the rougher areas of VA...

I hope you get the job, fam.

Back to reading The Isis Papers...

[Joker]

First day of the semester is over. Caught one white woman and one cute black woman checking me out, sadly their cracks were out which were a turn off for me.

Got to ask another question at the front office...bout time to renew this lease.

[his drug of choice]

You don't like to see the crack before you taste it, huh? LMAO

I've been so motivated to drop extra lbs (fortunately for me, my ass ain't goin' no where), that I went walking to day during work; part of the time during lunch, and the rest during my last break. It was a total of 45 minutes. I feel so energized!

[Deuce]

Lmao....uhhh no

I like my new nickname....coincides with the tat on my hand. hehehe

[The God of War]

You don't like to see the crack before you taste it, huh? LMAO

I've been so motivated to drop extra lbs (fortunately for me, my ass ain't goin' no where), that I went walking to day during work; part of the time during lunch, and the rest during my last break. It was a total of 45 minutes. I feel so energized!
Hehe, gross @ the crack comment.

Nice job on walking. I did some extended yoga today, and I am focused and meditating at a higher level.

And I have rediscovered the board game and card games. Coppin' Scrabble Slam!, Uno Flash!, and Monopoly is that deal. Tryin to teach the kids I work with how to get down with board games.

[his drug of choice]

Lmao....uhhh no

I like my new nickname....coincides with the tat on my hand. hehehe

The what on your what?!

[MiMi]

Is just the thought of sex supposed to make me physicaly ill....

[Mr Kels]

And how was playin God of War, Kels?

Okay, so I played last night for a bit. I really didn't wanna stop playing and was ready to stay up all night. Haven't really gotten into it yet, but it def holds my attention.

[Deuce]

The what on your what?!

The tattoo I have on my hand.....

[MiMi]

Double pits to chestie....

Need to stop being lazy and go to the grocery store...

I wanna cook some corned beef....

[The God of War]

lol @lazy MiMi...

I looked so young and innocent in my old Army photos. Hard to believe it's been almost 7 years already...

Finally found that good SNES emulator for the DS. Now I can play some Super Mario Bros. 3.

[Chelle]

I need a serious distraction...

[MiMi]

fresh salmon and rice for dinner and got my corn beef in the crock pot....

[Deuce]

I'm frickin stuffed.

Sometimes I hate speaking on certain things with certain people but today I had to. How the fuck you gonna fuck somebody, KNOWING you have herpes and KNOWING this person has a gf? That's fuckin trifling and wrong in so many ways. I swear that shit pissed me off cuz this person talks so much shit about how she hates niggas and they bullshit but you puttin other peoples lives at risk. Not just his either. Yeah he may be wrong for fuckin around on his girl but nobody deserves that. And then had the nerve to say "well the Dr. said its rare for somebody to pass it along if they aren't having an out break" I outta slap you for saying that ignorant ass shit outta your mouth. I really hate people like that. Yes, HATE.

One of my friends made me realize something the other day and the more I think about it, the more I realize she was right all along.

[MiMi]

Not sure it's worth it anymore....

[The God of War]

I want a shark with fucking laser beams on the fins and eyes. And I wanna build a moat around my residence, to keep the black knight away.

[Deuce]

^^^what in the blue hell? lmaooo




Nicki Minaj is annoying as fuck.

[MiMi]

Saw someone I went to High School with on Judge Judy today... LMAO!!!

[Deuce]

Now maybe its just me, but if a nigga knows where your mama, your little sister, your little brother(and calls them ALL by first and last name), you and your wife and her kids stay, and where you and your wife works and what you both drive....and he tells you all this.......why would you threaten that nigga? Over the phone nonetheless? Smh If that nigga has gathered THAT much intel on you, you might wanna leave him the fuck alone.

[The God of War]

It's thunder and lightning over here. Kinda depressing since I can't do what I really want to do.

[MiMi]

All the wrong reasons! All the wrong reasons!

[Mr Kels]

Seems like Deuce is bout ready to start slapping fools. I say go for it homie. Some people need their shit all fucked up sometimes.

I think I need to find some super nintendo games. Might have to go check some out over the weekend.

[The God of War]

I'm really feeling Linux right now. I'm going deeper into this. I feel like a programmer right now. Open Source ftw!

[Deuce]

Cinnamon Teddy Grahams are the shit....combined with a glass of milk......straight crack son!

[The God of War]

I'm glad that the worst weather we get here in the Bay is heavy rain. Otherwise, I'd move.

[Chelle]

I need to get some sleep. I have not been getting enough in the last few days.....

[Deuce]

must really think I'm stupid....smh. fuck I look like?

yeah I need to calm down after that shit....I think I'll take a drive...

[his drug of choice]

I want a shark with fucking laser beams on the fins and eyes. And I wanna build a moat around my residence, to keep the black knight away.

Okay, Dr. Evil! LMAO

Nicki Minaj is annoying as fuck.

OMG, I so agree with that! I was listening to the radio the last couple of days, and noticed her annoying, non-rappin'/no lyrical skill havin' ass on a few songs, and was like, "What is the appeal?" I mean, other than the fact that she might look good to some, that bitch has NO/zero/zilch/zip/nada talent.

[knightman]

need to finish my work tonight so i can chill the rest of the day tomorrow.

[MiMi]

Can't stop crying and I don't know why... Was reading a book and tears just started pouring...

[Mr Kels]

Maybe you're crying because it's so cold in the D?

I need to take my ass to bed. But I'm not really tired. Maybe I'll watch some Dave Chappelle or Kevin Hart stand up. *shrug* We shall see.

[his drug of choice]

I miss him...terribly!

[Deuce]

Got back in at 7, had to leave at 8:30, back again and gotta be somewhere at 10:30 then got an appt at 2....damn.....busy busy day....

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Tom & Jerry is still fuckin hilarious

[Chelle]

I think I'm gonna have a bowl of Corn Flakes.

And maybe we should get a shoutbox installed.

[Mr Kels]

I'm all for the shout box. As long as it doesn't make activity died.

Another day at work... I think I may have to put this chick in her place. Either she's stupid or she think I'm stupid. Whatever happens, the dummy brought it on herself.

[The God of War]

I'm getting AT&T U-Verse!!! I'm so juiced and excited for it!

I think I'm goin to jail for pussy abuse... but it was worth it. And consensual. Kobe would be proud of me.

[Deuce]

Yeah....I know exactly what needs to be done.

I know one damn thing I need to carry my ass to sleep. I can't keep pullin them allnighters like I used to.....I'm gettin too old for that shit.

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How in the hell do you say to somebody "eat my pussy like a bowl of cheerios" I mean are you supposed to use a spoon or something? How does that work?

[MiMi]

My ass and my legs are soooo sore... Damn workout

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Steve Wilkos My Girlfriend Beats Me....lmao!

[MiMi]

She said if you feed them long enough they damn sure will come out looking like you... That's an old school granny for you

[Joker]

I can walk through water and not get wet! WOOO!

White chick was eying me and smiling again...I'm going to have to switch seats.

[The God of War]

I can walk through water and not get wet! WOOO!

White chick was eying me and smiling again...I'm going to have to switch seats.
Pssst... get her number and or myspace. You can save yourself some heartache if she has one... don't do it.

I have at&t U-verse now, bitches! Time to watch Martin! "i ain't tryin to pay the 5, Gina. I ain't tryin to pay the 5." :lmao:

[MiMi]

Thinking about going back to school and getting a degree in social work

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He's my one and only lover, we don't have to use a rubber, now look what we done did messed around had some kids...

[Chelle]

I have so much to do and I don't even want to do it....

and SMH @ people tonight...I swear to God....

[aggiefury101]

New to the forums, but my girl in some tight jeans has been on my mind all day.

[Mr Kels]

This woman is funny. I know she wanted me to take her all the way home or say something. Maybe next time honey. Really don't know if I wanna try to go there with you.

[his drug of choice]

I am so enjoying this entertainment!

[Deuce]

Fuckin chemical burns....that makes #3

And why do people feel the need to beef on FB? Really. When will people learn that puttin all your business out on the internet makes you look retarded? Especially when you trying to creep ......smdh dummies. don't you realize other people can see that shit?

I need to sleep but I'm wide awake. Gonna be on the road tomorrow. Seems like every time I gotta go somewhere LD I never sleep the night before...I gotta stop that.

[SchlongstaJ]

I really think this off day will be spent playing Super Mario Brothers Wii. Fuck playing with the family, killing me religiously all through the levels.

Hopefully my payday arrives today. Can't hit the streets with my people if I'm broke.

[Mr Kels]

Ugh talking to this chick about abortion. I forgot she went to a catholic school. That explains why she's so positive that what she says is right and there's no other way to it. *sigh*

I'm gonna be a cranky dick today, all because she disturbed me from my slumber. No bueno

Oh and I'm gonna punch Soul in the tattoo for the neg rep :ras:

[Deuce]

^^The one at the top of her back or the bottom? HEHEHE I keed I keed

frickin sleeting outside....ugh I don't feel like driving in that shit. Fuck it, I'll leave later.

Got a call back from the Census Bureau today.....they want me to take the Supervisors Test.....woooohooooo maybe because of my score on the Enumerators test? I dunno. Either way I'm happy as a beeeitch right now.

Today is gonna be a good day.

[The God of War]

Why are we both sick? What the fuck is this shit? I think my immune system is weakening.

And Deuce, are you getttin a Malcolm X conk? Fuck you doin wit chemical burns?

Oh, and good morning to all my West Coast heads, and good afternoon to everyone else.

[Deuce]

And Deuce, are you getttin a Malcolm X conk? Fuck you doin wit chemical burns?


Lmao nah. I have zippo lighters and when I refill, I try not to overfill it but sometimes the lighter fluid leaks into my pocket and gets on my leg. While I don't feel it when it happens, over the period of an hour or two that shit leaves a NASTY chemical burn.

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LMAO....I'm mad the count keeps going up every time I look at it....smdh

[The God of War]

Lmao nah. I have zippo lighters and when I refill, I try not to overfill it but sometimes the lighter fluid leaks into my pocket and gets on my leg. While I don't feel it when it happens, over the period of an hour or two that shit leaves a NASTY chemical burn.

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LMAO....I'm mad the count keeps going up every time I look at it....smdh
Oh, well, be careful with that shit.

And I found a Rock Band drum set for $10 at Wal*Mart yesterday. My PS3 doesn't work, and I don't have RB for the PS2. But it was $10, baby!!!

And I'm finally gettin another surround system in me living room. Time to get 7.1 output, beeeeyatch!

[Da Eman]

Finally the site is back and i can bust a few nuts!



The Macy's catalog was getting pretty boring :-s

[Deuce]

I'm gonna slowly choke the life out of this damn dog....well, not really, but the fucker somehow unzipped my glucose meter case and chewed up my damn lancing device...lil fucktard....

[Mr Kels]

Finally the site is back and i can bust a few nuts!



The Macy's catalog was getting pretty boring :-s

SMDH... This nigga here...

Pop quiz hotshot - Why in the hell would you try to take someone's glasses off while they're driving? Bitch musta lost her damn mind. So lucky she didn't get slapped in the mouth for that shit.

[MiMi]

Karma

[Chelle]

Two nights in a row? SMH...lemme hear dis one...

[The God of War]

Who's complainin? I'll pop em in da damn mouth.

I really need an open source mobile device now. This Blackjack II and Windows Mobile ain't shit.

[quipville]

I dumped all my old torrents. Can't wait to start obsessively downloading again! I'ma get sick wit' it.

[The God of War]

Who wants to have a drink with The God of War? It's time to po' up!

[his drug of choice]

Oh and I'm gonna punch Soul in the tattoo for the neg rep :ras:

I'd like to see you try!! :ras:

^^The one at the top of her back or the bottom? HEHEHE I keed I keed

Shaddup you! :evilmad:

Finally the site is back and i can bust a few nuts!



The Macy's catalog was getting pretty boring :-s

:lmao:

[MiMi]

Can't wait to get into some shit tonight!

[Deuce]

I hate driving in the rain.

Lol for some reason I have this feelin I'm gonna randomly scare a FF today...

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Finally the site is back and i can bust a few nuts!



The Macy's catalog was getting pretty boring :-s

at least it wasn't Better Homes & Gardens

[Joker]

I woke up hella fucking early and it feels like it's one in the afternoon already. Still have to buy fucking books so I'm hitting up campus...man shit.

[MiMi]

Time to have moms commited she's going outside in her footie pjs

[Deuce]

whew!

anybody here seen ninja assassin? I heard it was good but I can't find a clear copy of it yet.

Supposed to be going to see Legion tonight...looks pretty good but then again so do alot of movies and then they end up being shit.

[MiMi]

The bitch at my job is gonna get fucked up she has said twice that i'm stealing... ima lot of shit but a thief isn't one. plus shes saying im stealing pop and candy wtf am I 8? And today my step brother came in and she was watching him... shes gonna make me put my foot down her fucing throat....


shes not elderly but she about 60 so she could stand an ass whopping

[Joker]

Little people are so cute when they're angry.

[MiMi]

You hush!!! im not angry pissed the fuck off

[Chelle]

It's amazing what you see when you look at the big picture.....

[Deuce]

*sigh* well I just got chewed the fuck out....

and why do people constantly yell at their kids instead of whoopin that ass? It'll shut that dumb shit up real quick

[The God of War]

I hate driving in the rain.

Lol for some reason I have this feelin I'm gonna randomly scare a FF today...

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at least it wasn't Better Homes & Gardens
:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao:

The flying missions in GTA: San Andreas are fucking irritating. And who complains about getting free shit they actually need? What the fuck? I hate your face, white bitch.

[MiMi]

My boy from high school is having a bday party tonight, if i wasnt so lazy i'd go get into a little bit of trouble.... just a tad bit, not too much

[Deuce]

ok... I like kids, but I swear if I had a bad ass little kid like the one I was around today....my foot would constantly be up that ass. All that cryin, screamin, throwin tantrums and breakin shit cuz you want some damn attention? It had me to a point where I wanted to whoop that ass. I really think that little devil's spawn had some type of disorder. It made no damn sense for a kid to act like that and NOTHING was done about it.

[The God of War]

ok... I like kids, but I swear if I had a bad ass little kid like the one I was around today....my foot would constantly be up that ass. All that cryin, screamin, throwin tantrums and breakin shit cuz you want some damn attention? It had me to a point where I wanted to whoop that ass. I really think that little devil's spawn had some type of disorder. It made no damn sense for a kid to act like that and NOTHING was done about it.
Tranquilizer darts. Cures all problems from ages 3 to 85. I bet Wal*Mart or your local convenience store carries em.

[Deuce]

Tranquilizer darts. Cures all problems from ages 3 to 85. I bet Wal*Mart or your local convenience store carries em.
Lmao...is that in the Sporting Goods section?

[MiMi]

How is it that I cant dislike Kobe soooo much because he is such a BITCH but love them damn puppet commercials

[The God of War]

How is it that I cant dislike Kobe soooo much because he is such a BITCH but love them damn puppet commercials
Kobe 4
Melo, LeBron 0

I hate having a rush of blood to the skull. It's not a fun feeling. At all.

[MiMi]

So that makes him not a bitch tight mothafucka?

[Chelle]

I'm wondering how....well, never mind that. I'll figure it out....

I think I'm going to lie down and figure out my To Do for tomorrow....seems like work is never done.....

[The God of War]

My heater doesn't work. Now I'm cold, but I'm saving money on gas.

And who the fuck even does that? Why would you even get upset with me when you did the shit? I have nothing to do with it.

[scoobysnax]

I love basketball. It sucks that my school's team lost, but I still enjoy the games. I'm gonna start going to more of them.

Also, I'm glad I got some clarification with this girl.

I must always advocate the straightforward approach when dealing with women. You might get your feelings hurt sometimes, but it's better than being surprised when things are what you thought they were.

[The God of War]

Had to whoop up the pussy and put her ass to sleep. I'm watchin Wanda Sykes now on DVR. Funny shit.

[Deuce]

Texting me at 6 in the morning saying "wake up nigga?" You can get Falcon Punched for that somethin serious.

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My stomach is fuckin killin me....dammit man

[Mr Kels]

So glad I'm off today. My body just needs to relax and chill.

Damn a nigga want a hoagie for some reason. Feels like it's been forever since I had one.

[Joker]

That rain..damn it sounded so good. I wish it'd rain all week. Tomorrow...got to buy my books and then read.

[Chelle]

That rain..damn it sounded so good. I wish it'd rain all week. Tomorrow...got to buy my books and then read.

Send some over here please. :inlust: The rain makes me happy.

[The God of War]

Texting me at 6 in the morning saying "wake up nigga?" You can get Falcon Punched for that somethin serious.

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My stomach is fuckin killin me....dammit man

Dear Deuce,

I love you for that .gif. FALCON PUNCH FTW!

So glad I'm off today. My body just needs to relax and chill.

Damn a nigga want a hoagie for some reason. Feels like it's been forever since I had one.

Hoagies are delicious. Go do it. Then watch the games today.

That rain..damn it sounded so good. I wish it'd rain all week. Tomorrow...got to buy my books and then read.

Send some over here please. :inlust: The rain makes me happy.

If he can't do it, I certainly can. :yes:

For whatever reason, my body is shutting down on me. I gotta sleep in a ventilated area.

[Deuce]

I swear....some people are so fuckin full of shit....I don't like hittin females but I wanna pop this broad in her damn mouth. Not punch, not slap, but pop her ass with the back of my fuckin hand, right in her fuckin trap.

[Stormhammer]

Texting me at 6 in the morning saying "wake up nigga?" You can get Falcon Punched for that somethin serious.

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My stomach is fuckin killin me....dammit man

Wha? yeah, that's when you mess with someone's house to make them run outside and Falcon punch them out of their bedroom slippers. Somepeople do get up that early, but I ain't one of them.

-Stormhammer-

[The God of War]

It's time to ease my troubles.

[Deuce]

STORM!!!! Welcome back man!!! Good to see ya, good to see ya....aight now! *says in my church deacon voice*

Bout to hit Applebee's, watch the game, have some drinks and well....just chill.

Glad I'm bouncing....that little fuckin devil's spawn is back. Ugh

[Mr Kels]

So apparently my cousin stomped the shit out of some girl. I say that not as a joke but more like "The fuck is wrong with him??" Yes, I said HIM. People just don't make smart decisions.

[SchlongstaJ]

Heading home from work. Had a quiet enough day.

Doom on my girl if she thinks I'm going to her mother's tonight. It's time for shredded pork sammiches and Vikings-Saints football. Sammiches and Shootouts.

[Stormhammer]

STORM!!!! Welcome back man!!! Good to see ya, good to see ya....aight now! *says in my church deacon voice*

Bout to hit Applebee's, watch the game, have some drinks and well....just chill.

Glad I'm bouncing....that little fuckin devil's spawn is back. Ugh

:thankyou: Yep. it's me, the camel punching, booty watching, Horse demon bashing one himself and I'm glad to be back. A few technical difficulties, but things seem to be straight now. Still trying to get things to go forward which is taking up a bit of time, but I'm still here. Now I need to get things running right over here so I can get outta here.


..............And you really should throw that kid in the garbage can. :thumbsdown: Brats in public are a no bueno.

-Stormhammer-

[his drug of choice]

This football game has got me so hyper right now! GEAUX SAINTS!! We have to take this all the way!! 21-14, and we have to keep stoppin' their runs!

[MiMi]

I love my ex's family God knows I do but they will drain you.... MAN!

[The God of War]

I've been sick the past two days and I am now finally admitting it. Now that I have admitted that, I'm feeling better. Ain't this a bitch.

And why did I look up my neighbor downstairs on them innanets? And they have MySpace pages. Clowns.

[Joker]

Tuned in to the game in time to see Farve go down and unable to get back up without help...then was limping. Thought that would put his ass out the game.

Why'd I skip the game? To watch Big Love on HBO...show is pretty fucking good.

This rain...god damn this rain is something else. If I had a plump booty to warm my lap this would be a good night, rain, football and a pepsi.

[The God of War]

Tuned in to the game in time to see Farve go down and unable to get back up without help...then was limping. Thought that would put his ass out the game.

Why'd I skip the game? To watch Big Love on HBO...show is pretty fucking good.

This rain...god damn this rain is something else. If I had a plump booty to warm my lap this would be a good night, rain, football and a pepsi.
Big Love is the shit. I still can't stand Chloe Sevigny's ugly ass. But it's good, though.

And yes, Farve is a still a douchebag.

[Stormhammer]

crap!! What's wrong with my back? My spine feels like someone screwed up an attempt at a spinal tap and the aspirin is going unnoticed by it. I should try sleeping, but it IS nighttime. Not the time period when my brain is likely to shut down. maybe some food. Gotta get up and reload the fridge tomorrow too. Hope it ain't cold out.

-Stormhammer-

[Mr Kels]

I so wanted Farve to sit his ass down. I don't know why but I've never liked him.

I think Joker-man is trynna send the rain up north. It's been raining for the past few hours and I think it's supposed to go into tomorrow. I like the rain so it's allwhite.

I mean alright...

[Joker]

Allwhite...one of the many signs of frostedflake withdrawal.

Saints going to the bowl...that's whats up. I knew they were going as soon as Farve threw that interception.

[The God of War]

They couldn't hold on to the football in that game. You'd think they were playing in the snow with molasses.

Congrats to the New Orleans Saints for making history.

[Deuce]

Yay Saints!....(Dallas still whooped that ass) *cuts eyes at HDOC* I was rooting for them today though, only because I've never liked the Vikings. I like Brett Favre though. I don't know why so many people hate on him. He's a pretty damn good QB if you ask me. I mean, he's been in the game a long time and accomplished alot of things. Gotta give him props for that.

[his drug of choice]

I so wanted Farve to sit his ass down. I don't know why but I've never liked him.

His old ass needs to retire...again!!

Saints going to the bowl...that's whats up. I knew they were going as soon as Farve threw that interception.

Yeah, boyeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!

Congrats to the New Orleans Saints for making history.

Franchise history was definitely made tonight! Now, we need to kill 2 birds with one stone, and make another franchise mark by winning the SB!

Yay Saints!....(Dallas still whooped that ass) *cuts eyes at HDOC* I was rooting for them today though, only because I've never liked the Vikings. I like Brett Favre though. I don't know why so many people hate on him. He's a pretty damn good QB if you ask me. I mean, he's been in the game a long time and accomplished alot of things. Gotta give him props for that.

Yeah, he sure has been, and his OLD ASS NEEDS TO SADDOWN SOMEWHERE! LMAO You saw his age out there on the field with them hits he was taking!

[Deuce]

awww come on Deebo, stall him out! LOL the man just wanted to get to one more Super Bowl. I mean Ali came back and won another title at 36 and George Foreman did it at 45.....everybody can dream? Right?................RIGHT?*gives you the Troy Polamalu glare*

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I have this eerie feeling like someone is watching my moves. Not necessarily to the point of stalking. But almost like an obsession of sorts.

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I know who is a TRUE Saints fan but uhhh... wtf? @ the bandwagoneers? Y'all weren't hollerin Geaux Saints! all season but now thats your favorite team? Boooo @ you. Damn dickriders all over FB....

[MiMi]

This nigga on the phone talking and other than a couple uhh huhs and yups im not really listening...lol...

[The God of War]

Guess I'll watch the last Conan show tonight...

[his drug of choice]

I swear, what the hell would make 18 girls make a pact to become pregnant at the same time?! Like that shit is cute! *smh*

[Mr Kels]

^^ Uhh... Internet?

Feeling not too great. Maybe I should go to the doctor or something. Been feeling crappy for a few days now. Ehh... Maybe not. It ain't too bad.

[his drug of choice]

My aunt (my mom's sister) is on life support, and I doubt I'll be doing much sleeping tonight. *sigh* :(

[The God of War]

My aunt (my mom's sister) is on life support, and I doubt I'll be doing much sleeping tonight. *sigh* :(
Damn, sorry to hear that. My prayers are with you.

[his drug of choice]

Damn, sorry to hear that. My prayers are with you.

Thanks, hun!

[Mr Kels]

My aunt (my mom's sister) is on life support, and I doubt I'll be doing much sleeping tonight. *sigh* :(

Damn Soul. I hope all gets better over there for you and your family.

[Chelle]

My thoughts and prayers are with your fam Soul...geez...smh

Good morning fam....hope everyone had a great weekend.

[Deuce]

My aunt (my mom's sister) is on life support, and I doubt I'll be doing much sleeping tonight. *sigh* :(
Sorry to hear that. Hope she pulls through.

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ugh....i'm not feelin it this mornin.

I need a remote that I can aim at someone, press mute and won't have to hear the yappin.

when will people realize that if I'm texting on my phone and/or typing on the computer while you're talking, chances are I'm not paying you any damn mind

[MiMi]

I need to get up and get my say started.... so much to do so little time to do it in.....

[Stormhammer]

They couldn't hold on to the football in that game. You'd think they were playing in the snow with molasses.

Congrats to the New Orleans Saints for making history.

The moral of this story? Sometimes, God Hates You.

I swear, what the hell would make 18 girls make a pact to become pregnant at the same time?! Like that shit is cute! *smh*

You answered your own question pretty much. Girls. It isn't gonna be cute when they're in the same grade as their own kids. Chances are their drug of choice is alcohol.

My aunt (my mom's sister) is on life support, and I doubt I'll be doing much sleeping tonight. *sigh* :(

Keeping my fingers crossed. I don't know what happened, but I hope she makes it through.





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ugh....i'm not feelin it this mornin.

I need a remote that I can aim at someone, press mute and won't have to hear the yappin.

when will people realize that if I'm texting on my phone and/or typing on the computer while you're talking, chances are I'm not paying you any damn mind

You mean a Tazer right? Nothing says "Shut yo' ass up!" like 50,000 volts in the mouf.

-Stormhammer-

[Deuce]

You are absolutely right Storm...

[Joker]

A gun would be a whole lot better..they'd be silent forever ;) or a knife...cut their god damn tongue out and slap it with it or make them swallow it!

Yeah...I'm a little peeved right now.

I'm going to go ahead and see Legion Friday.

[Deuce]

Nah tazer sounds more beneficial. Every time they try to get up I'll just zap em again just so I can watch em do the Harlem shake. Takedat takedat takedat....

[Stormhammer]

A gun would be a whole lot better..they'd be silent forever ;) or a knife...cut their god damn tongue out and slap it with it or make them swallow it!

Yeah...I'm a little peeved right now.

I'm going to go ahead and see Legion Friday.

Might check that out myself on the 1st. And yeah, if I was looking for damage, The Famous Falcon Arrows would have to come out. I would hate to take a knife to someone. It just ain't right without the Jason mask.

Nah tazer sounds more beneficial. Every time they try to get up I'll just zap em again just so I can watch em do the Harlem shake. Takedat takedat takedat....

That's what I'm talking about, especially with the ones screaming about gangsta this and gangsta that. "ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!!" You gangsta huh? good. You're about to cripwalk faster than any man alive.

*takadatakadatakadatakadatakada* See? it even comes with it's own music.




.............Damn. too much voltage. Now he's doing the stanky leg..........all the way down his leg. :sick:

-Stormhammer-

[Deuce]

That's what I'm talking about, especially with the ones screaming about gangsta this and gangsta that. "ZAP YO' DUMBASS!!!!" You gangsta huh? good. You're about to cripwalk faster than any man alive.

*takadatakadatakadatakadatakada* See? it even comes with it's own music.




.............Damn. too much voltage. Now he's doing the stanky leg..........all the way down his leg. :sick:


:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: you's a fool!!!

[MiMi]

ok accomplished a few of the things on my list of things to do today.... now I just gotta get dressed and make this run....

But I have no idea what to put on because I have no clean clothes and am currently in the process of washing said clothes

[Stormhammer]

ok accomplished a few of the things on my list of things to do today.... now I just gotta get dressed and make this run....

But I have no idea what to put on because I have no clean clothes and am currently in the process of washing said clothes

sweatpants until the others are clean. That's almost Standard Op Proceedure.

-Stormhammer-

[MiMi]

sweatpants until the others are clean. That's almost Standard Op Proceedure.

-Stormhammer-

You not understanding lol... i have NO clean clothes.... I been bullshitting on washing my clothes... but I guess I can go steal some of moms sweatpants and a tshirt....

[Stormhammer]

You not understanding lol... i have NO clean clothes.... I been bullshitting on washing my clothes... but I guess I can go steal some of moms sweatpants and a tshirt....

See? that's the spirit. Even when I don't understand, I'm still right. :thumbsup: I feel ya on BS'ing. I'd have to use the local laundromat and I'm REALLY not thinking of dragging a potato sack sized laundry bag anywhere until my back stops hurting. I guess tomorrow is looking like laundry day for me............if everything heals.

-Stormhammer-

[The God of War]

I love how delightfully twisted this thread has become. It's like we're a family or somethin. Aww...

[Stormhammer]

I love how delightfully twisted this thread has become. It's like we're a family or somethin. Aww...

So which theme song we running with here? The Munsters? The Addams Family? Maybe the Cosby Show. No damn Family matters or the waltons, or we riot.

-Stormhammer-

[The God of War]

So which theme song we running with here? The Munsters? The Addams Family? Maybe the Cosby Show. No damn Family matters or the waltons, or we riot.

-Stormhammer-
We can make our own theme.

I really don't like when people try to take advantage of me. These words do help me, though: Sorry bout yo damn luck!

[scoobysnax]

Shit, I'm late to class. Now I have to toss a coin to see if I'm gonna go.

[Stormhammer]

We can make our own theme.

I really don't like when people try to take advantage of me. These words do help me, though: Sorry bout yo damn luck!

Sounds like a plan. Yes, that phrase has helped me shut down many a so-called "friend" when they try to get something for nothing. That and hanging up the phone too.

Shit, I'm late to class. Now I have to toss a coin to see if I'm gonna go.

what's to decide? go if you need it, stay if you don't.

-Stormhammer-

[The God of War]

$5 he didn't go to class...

And why oh why do telemarketers insist on calling me?

[Deuce]

Tyson Chicken Nuggets are bangin

Ever have one of those days where you don't even smoke and you like...."damn I want a blunt right now!"? Today was one of those for me. But I don't smoke and never will again and I could drink but alcohol raises my glucose levels waaaay too high. So I just downloaded more porn. LOL....i got my fix.

[his drug of choice]

Damn Soul. I hope all gets better over there for you and your family.

My thoughts and prayers are with your fam Soul...geez...smh

Sorry to hear that. Hope she pulls through.

Keeping my fingers crossed. I don't know what happened, but I hope she makes it through.

Thanks y'all! She opened her eyes this morning, but still can't talk. Her brain is functioning, but is very limited. She has to communicate with the family using sign language (which most of us know already, considering one of my mom's younger sisters is deaf), so she was able to communicate somewhat.

She's got thyroid issues, a heart condition, and she's on dialysis. *sigh*

[Deuce]

Post number 200!

My cousin did something I couldn't believe today. He became a big brother to a kid with down syndrome. That shit made me proud.

[Mr Kels]

Nah tazer sounds more beneficial. Every time they try to get up I'll just zap em again just so I can watch em do the Harlem shake. Takedat takedat takedat....

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/dont-taze-me-bro-demotivational-poster.jpg

I think my iPod is died. The shit won't even come on and I keep getting that stupid error picture on it. Well it had a good run. Five and a half years he's been my left hand man. Time to get a new one.

Maybe if I don't talk to her as much, she won't want any bother out of me. *fingers crossed* We shall see what happens.

[Deuce]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/dont-taze-me-bro-demotivational-poster.jpg

lmaoo....classic

Maybe if I don't talk to her as much, she won't want any bother out of me. *fingers crossed* We shall see what happens.
You know she's gonna want some more of Kels Pumper....:lmao:

[MiMi]

My legs hurt oh so bad

[The God of War]

I think I am going to keep my hair short now. I like the look. And my goatee is finally growing in the way I want it to. Yeah, it's a good look on me.

[tookiewayne]

bout to get back on the workout plan... tookiewayne.com coming soon... goin to black hawk down(huge paintball game) this weekend...

[Stormhammer]

http://www.demotivateus.com/posters/dont-taze-me-bro-demotivational-poster.jpg

I think my iPod is died. The shit won't even come on and I keep getting that stupid error picture on it. Well it had a good run. Five and a half years he's been my left hand man. Time to get a new one.

Maybe if I don't talk to her as much, she won't want any bother out of me. *fingers crossed* We shall see what happens.

Why didn't I think of that guy when we were talking about tazers? :lmao: His warcry will be on the lips of the unruly, the drunk, and the just plain foolish for years to come. Sorry to hear about the iPod. Kinda pricy, but they last a long time for the money. I have to get a new one too when the money permits.

-Stormhammer-

[Deuce]

Ugh I do NOT feel good at all. Been throwin up all morning..... Today is definitely a stay in the bed day....I don't have the energy to move. Ffffuck. I need Ginger Ale

[Joker]

Saw Legion last night. It was pretty damn good! I can't wait for part deuce.

Man...I got to clear my head and do a lot of fucking reading before 12:30. Another shower to wake me up...hope my fucking water bill don't blow up. I been taking three showers a day just about :( I think I'm developing a baaad habit.

[Stormhammer]

J-man, Having a clean ass is NOT a bad habit. You ever stand in line waiting for a midnight sale of a videogame or a videogame system? Dude, it was cold, I had on a facemask, and it STILL smelled like the wrath of a thousand asses had been unleashed out there. If they were a rock band, it would've been called The Sewage System. Could you imagine if it had been summer? AND WE DIDN'T EVEN GET THE FUCKING THING!!!!!!!!!!!!!! From now on, I'll just wait it out. I hope your water bill won't take a bad hit, but if it's between a dirty ass and paying extra for the water, dig up them bills.

-Stormhammer-

[Joker]

Damn :( never been one to do the midnight thing for video games...at least not yet. Almost did it for Fable 2 but eh...I got lazy.

I'm mad this bitch tried to tell me I couldn't be in this area, I flashed my student ID like it was a police badge and asked her what was wrong with me sitting here even though I'm not part of this particular organization I'm still a student and I didn't see any signs posted saying I couldn't sit here. Dumb broad.

Damn I need some lunch!

[Chelle]

Today is not going to be a good day. I feel it.

[Stormhammer]

I feel it too. I probably shouldn't do that while at the keyboard.

-Stormhammer-

[Deuce]

lmao....

only thing I feel right now is dehydrated as fuck. I have nothing left in me. I need my bot. Should be outta the shop by now. Lmao

[The God of War]

I feel like my nose is broken. Let me run a quick examination in the bathroom.

[Deuce]

damn who rocked your snotbox?

tryin to do the sneak attack on the booty again huh?

[The God of War]

Nah, I think we butted heads when we were sleep. My breathin was funny and shallow for a while. I'm ok though.

The weather is hella bipolar right now. It was just raining, now the sun is out.

[Deuce]

Just can't stay away from a "butt" huh? lol i keed i keed

[Stormhammer]

damn who rocked your snotbox?

tryin to do the sneak attack on the booty again huh?

Just can't stay away from a "butt" huh? lol i keed i keed

:lmao: I know you're kidding, but this brings up a question that has puzzled me for a while. Why is it that women, from the biggest moose to the smallest mouse, will for the most part act all scurred when some men be all up on them, but if you touch the booty.......................

*BOOM!* FALCON BLASTA!!!!!! They ALL can give out the Almighty slap that'll bring tears to your eyes even if you were outside the building. What is with that? I got caught by one on accident and I could've sworn I was breathing blood for five minutes. It's like some sort of hit+poison+tazer+blinding force all at once. You can't even counter for about twenty seconds, but it feels like an hour. Bottle that shit up and you have one hell of a defense/riot control weapon. If any of you ladies can explain that for me, I'll be grateful.

-Stormhammer-

[scoobysnax]

$5 he didn't go to class...

And why oh why do telemarketers insist on calling me?

Hey, the coin came up tails two out of three times! :evilmad: there was nothing I could do!
This guy posts his notes online anyway, so it's all good.

I stayed up too late playin with this damn computer. Now I really don't want to go to the gym. No coin toss on this one tho. The buddy system is being enforced.

[The God of War]

Hey, the coin came up tails two out of three times! :evilmad: there was nothing I could do!
This guy posts his notes online anyway, so it's all good.

I stayed up too late playin with this damn computer. Now I really don't want to go to the gym. No coin toss on this one tho. The buddy system is being enforced.
Where's my damn money? :yes:

Who the fuck is over 30 with a myspace page? And people call me immature...

[scoobysnax]

Where's my damn money? :yes:

Who the fuck is over 30 with a myspace page? And people call me immature...

Uh, pedophiles?

[Joker]

Rocking out to my anime music...neighbor is prolly pissed but he can suck a bag of wrinkled Iraqi penises.

[Stormhammer]

Rocking out to my anime music...neighbor is prolly pissed but he can suck a bag of wrinkled Iraqi penises.

:lmao: This here dude done went and threw the penises at em' while listening to anime music. You should turn the speakers on their asses like weapons.

-Stormhammer-

[Mr Kels]

lmaoo....classic


You know she's gonna want some more of Kels Pumper....:lmao:

Sad but true. Even when I don't say anything, it doesn't change matters none. *sigh*

Sorry to hear about the iPod. Kinda pricy, but they last a long time for the money. I have to get a new one too when the money permits.

-Stormhammer-

Like I said, I'm not too worried about it. It's time for an upgrade anywho.

I feel it too. I probably shouldn't do that while at the keyboard.

-Stormhammer-

*dead* Who else but Stormie???

Time to watch these American Idol fools entertain us at their own expense. :w00t:

[Stormhammer]

Uh, pedophiles?

LOL. The very ones you see on one of my favorite shows,"To catch a predator".

@Kels: Heh. Nobody else but me. Protecting the world from Horse demons and the evil camels, but making you die laughing in the next second.

-Stormhammer-

[The God of War]

Damn, I realize that there are always people out there who have it worse than me, but Isayhotdamn!