Give it up!

[Chelle]

If God said you could live an additional 10 years, if you gave up sex, would you do it?

[JohnnyFuckAmore]

Chelle, what is your definition of SEX?

[CorruptCity]

Of course not, what's the catch?

[The God of War]

If I had all my children that I desired by then, then maybe yes.

Otherwise, come back to me in about 220 years or so and see if that answer was correct.

[Joker]

Hell yeah because it would let me know there's a God rotflmao. Ten years without sex for having undeniable absolute proof that there is a Heaven and Hell...shit I'd be cool with it.

[The God of War]

And now that I think about it, I already did go at least 10 years without sex. Do the first 11 years of my life count?

[SchlongstaJ]

Depends on how many birthdays I could make it to without the deal. If I'm already 85, I could probably call it quits with no remorse.

[brokeas]

yea what u mean by sex?

[Chelle]

Chelle, what is your definition of SEX?

For this question, sex is anything with another person. Self love doesn't count, but oral does.


You guys have so many conditions. You're getting an extra 10 yrs of life to give up sex TODAY. Not giving it up for 10 years, and not using past years as time served....lol


For me, I wouldn't do it. What's the point of living longer if I can't enjoy the best things of this life, including sex.

[shyaam]

if starting from today....hell no! I my have lived to I was 45 ( died of some freak accident), so know I die @ 55..I'll pass. That sound like a bargain from the devil...:pimp:

[The God of War]

For this question, sex is anything with another person. Self love doesn't count, but oral does.


You guys have so many conditions. You're getting an extra 10 yrs of life to give up sex TODAY. Not giving it up for 10 years, and not using past years as time served....lol


For me, I wouldn't do it. What's the point of living longer if I can't enjoy the best things of this life, including sex.

Damn, my plans have been foiled! Stop being so damn smart, classy and clever.

if starting from today....hell no! I my have lived to I was 45 ( died of some freak accident), so know I die @ 55..I'll pass. That sound like a bargain from the devil...:pimp:

I wouldn't bargain with you like that. I need more of my black men to survive past the age of 74. Thanks.

[JohnnyFuckAmore]

Well, Chelle I'm down with foreplay, but for 10yrs that's just torture. You may see a sexy woman you wanna get with but in the back of your head your thinkin' 10yrs,10yrs!! What if you do the 10yrs and you end up gettin' none? What a waste. I might just wanna die younger in some pussy. You gotta strike while the iron is hot. "Only Tha Good Die Young"

[ghostryder]

Give up sex for 10 additional years on my life???? Self love doesn't count?????

"I don't need you honey/I beat my dick like it owes me money!!!"

Deal.

[DaDirtyOldMan]

Give up sex for 10 additional years on my life???? Self love doesn't count?????

"I don't need you honey/I beat my dick like it owes me money!!!"

Deal.

I'm saying though son. Even if self love counted, I could still give sex up. 10 years of extra life? You can't beat that! Besides, sex is overrated.

[Chelle]

Besides, sex is overrated.

Not if you're doing it right...... :clap::yes:

[blizz77]

Not if you're doing it right...... :clap::yes:

Damn right. Sex has more uses than WD-40.
Ever been stressed? Bust a nut
Need to burn a few calories? Bust a nut
Feel like breaking a bitches neck? Beast fuck her and bust a nut
Store sold out of them new J's on release day? Trick off with that money and bust a nut. * Hell, the store will get another shipment next week.*
Got insomnia? Bust a nut
Girl nagging the shit out of you but you don't hit women? Eat her out so she can bust a nut and shut the hell up
Bored? Fuck it, bang one out.

10 more years but I gotta live my life with restrictions? May as well take me now cause I ain't gonna be able to do it.

[his drug of choice]

Sex. 10 more yrs of life. Sex. 10 more yrs of life.

Fuck that, I'm Buddhist anyway! I'll be fuckin' 'til the day I die, so I don't think I could give up sex just for 10 extra years of life.

[blizz77]

Like the old folks say, "You can't miss something you never had." I've had sex and I would miss it VERY, VERY much. If I can't get a nut, the damn crime rate will go up. :evilmad:

[asslova]

hell, I think I would do it... I would have one hell of a party after those ten years though and besides I heard there won't be any sex in heaven so we might as well start practicing... I can't believe I just said that hum.. lemme come back with a more logical and practical answer.. excuse...


uhhhhhh... HELL NO... CAN'T DO IT CHELLE IM SORRY...

[Mr Kels]

Nope. Wouldn't do it. For some reason, it reminds me of a lyric from (I think) a Biggie song. "I'd rather die on my feet, then live on my knees." To me, that's like being handicapped or something. I just don't see it being worth it.

[JohnnyFuckAmore]

:yay:I just realized something, I'll be gettin' my 10 extra years cuz I wasn't Fuckin' before I was 10 years old:yay::clap: Just found a loophole.:laugh:

[brokeas]

it depends how the age that I am at now.. for example.. if God say hey u gonna kick the bucket at 45 then yea i can give it up.. if if do said u gonna kick it at 75 or 80 then no

[Stormhammer]

As ong as I can take matters into my own hands, then fine.

-Stormhammer-

[Chelle]

I swear half of y'all don't read properly.....

shyaam and brokas are the only ones who looked at the age angle. If God said, Chelle you're gonna live til 50, but you can live to 60 if you cut out sex period, I might say yes. But if he said you're gonna live til 83, but I can extend that to 93, I'd say fuck it. Gimme sex.

It's not 10 yrs sexfree, it's no more sex AT ALL in exchange for 10 more years of life. Lawd.....

[GQ Smooth]

I love sex waaaaaaaay to much, I wouldn't be able to do it so the answer is a definitive No.

[Kaptivator]

No Deal (slams cover over the buzzer). If its my time to go, then take me. I rather have peace and happiness all the time as promised when i die than to stay on earth for another 10 years and have to put up with the shit that i do. Then you wanna add no sex? SIKE!!! Gotta come better than that God. At least throw in winning lottery numbers when i dream or eat fortune cookies (Think im the only person that eats those things)...

[Stormhammer]

I swear half of y'all don't read properly.....

shyaam and brokas are the only ones who looked at the age angle. If God said, Chelle you're gonna live til 50, but you can live to 60 if you cut out sex period, I might say yes. But if he said you're gonna live til 83, but I can extend that to 93, I'd say fuck it. Gimme sex.

It's not 10 yrs sexfree, it's no more sex AT ALL in exchange for 10 more years of life. Lawd.....

nope. I saw it. Like I said, if I can still take hold of the little guy, I might do it. some don't consider that sex since it isn't with another person. I guess I should've explained that part a little more.

To extend, I have to agree. 60 is still able to do it, so if I was gonna get cut short at 50, then I could probably cut out all sex, mastrubation included. If I'm gonna live out a full life (80s or more) Let me get all the mileage out of it that I can.

As another curveball, consider when the question is asked. if you're 20, sex will be one of those things you want to get more and more of. If you're in your 60s when the question is asked, then there's the chance that more people will say,"Meh. Been there, done that. Gimmie me the life extention please." Just more food for thought.

-Stormhammer-

[wurf]

i wouldn't give up sex for ten extra days. life sucks and sex is one of the few joys in it. if i couldn't even have the prospect of fucking then kill me now cuz it aint worth it. besides what good is ten extra years, besides obligations to the next generation, after 45 u might as well go kill urself anyway. at that point all thats gonna happen is u watch ur body start falling apart, ur friends and family die around u, and the world dips deeper and deeper into the shit its headed.

hell, i'll give up 10yrs just to find a way to have better sex. i'm some what satisfied with my sex life, but sex is one of those things that i don't think u can ever be completely satisfied with.

[DaDirtyOldMan]

Not if you're doing it right...... :clap::yes:

I don't know how to do it wrong, so please enlighten me to just how you've seen that happen in the past? Remember, to a man there is no such thing as bad pussy. Just some pussy is better than others. So whether sex last a few strokes or 60+ min, he's going to be good to go regardless. I'm sorry that your a woman and you'll never be able to experience an orgasm 100% of the time like us men regardless of how shitty our sex partner is.

Damn right. Sex has more uses than WD-40.

Yeah it does, to bad the bad outweigh the good. If your being safe, You'd be better off rubbing one out. IMO, putting on a condom is like jacking off in a sandwich bag. Hell, you might as well not even be having sex since your not IMO with a condom on.

Ever been stressed? Bust a nut

Yeah, but that doesn't fix the problem and you feel worse once you come back to reality. I know you've seen the movie soul food. You saw how Miles looked after him and Faith got done fucking. Oh they were having fun, then right after they "bust a nut" they had that aww shit look on their faces.:laugh:

Need to burn a few calories? Bust a nut

You'd have to pretty much have sex non stop for it to be a viable form of weight loss. So that's a moot point since you just gain back all the calories when you eat that sandwich she makes for you afterward.

Feel like breaking a bitches neck? Beast fuck her and bust a nut

I think we have a different definition of this. I don't usually beast fuck em' until after they are dead... from the twist and snap motion that is. Quick question, what do you do with the bodies?

Got insomnia? Bust a nut

Sex actually wakes me up. Now I'm up at who knows when in the morning trying to play videogames. It's not just me, a lot of people can attest to this on this board.

Girl nagging the shit out of you but you don't hit women? Eat her out so she can bust a nut and shut the hell up

Most nagging can't be fixed with sex, you know that. Hell, it might cause more problems and make things worse when you try to have sex with her and she's got a legitimate gripe that you just ignored. Sex fails again.

Store sold out of them new J's on release day? Trick off with that money and bust a nut. * Hell, the store will get another shipment next week.*

Why would I pay money for sex when I could have it for free? Those J's aren't going to be free. There goes sex ruining another great thing.

Bored? Fuck it, bang one out.

Bout the only good thing about sex. Let me ask you this though, which activity have put more time into? Sex, or something else you enjoy doing? If you say something else, then sex may not be as good as you claim. I mean, why get out the house and do something when you could just have sex all day every day outside of working hours?

[his drug of choice]

I swear half of y'all don't read properly.....

shyaam and brokas are the only ones who looked at the age angle. If God said, Chelle you're gonna live til 50, but you can live to 60 if you cut out sex period, I might say yes. But if he said you're gonna live til 83, but I can extend that to 93, I'd say fuck it. Gimme sex.

It's not 10 yrs sexfree, it's no more sex AT ALL in exchange for 10 more years of life. Lawd.....

I thought I read it that way, too.

[wurf]

oops, i meant that i wouldn't give it up for ten days to get 10 extra years, let alone forever.