Your Funniest Sex Moments

[MiMi]

So what are the funniest things that have happened to you during sex?

Mines probably when a headboard almost fell on someones head...

Another is when my ex's step father came into the room to introduce us to his father during a Christmas party

Another time same ex when his niece was about 5 and came and jumpped in the bed with us...

Another time she found condoms and thought they were candy and was mad we wouldn't give her any

[Deuce]

When I bust and farted at the same time

[Black2Great]

haha Duece i did that before as well...

[Deuce]

When this chicks daughter came in as she was riding me and said "mom! where's my lunch money?" "its on the dresser! damn!" Lmaooo....she never got off.


or....*soft knock at the door* "mommy are you ok?" "yeah baby what's wrong?" "it sounded like D was hurting you" "no baby it's ok go back to bed." "Ok.....mommy??" "yes?" "were you hurting D??" ................bahahahahaha:lmao::lmao:

[The God of War]

While eatin some of that good good, I burped right afterwards. Let's just say it ruined an attempt at a romantic evening.

[MiMi]

His moms called him to ask what was going on cause she thought we were fighting again


Another time his room was in the basement and his brother was sitting on the steps waiting for us to finish so he could come down and get his phone

His roommates would yell from the other room, his one boy would yell "get him big drawls"

[Deuce]

being that I'm used to the thick ladies, I grabbed this skinny minnie by her legs and went to pull her to the edge of the bed but I forgot how small she was(4'10" 110lbs)......straight in the floor and hit her head on the bedframe on the way down.

[Black2Great]

damn D...lol

[Da Eman]

Hittin' it from the back and gave one good thrust and then....

*fart*


Then silence....

She says... "oooops"

smh

[The God of War]

Spikin her off the bed like a football. And she ain't exactly small. Oops.

[Mr Kels]

Was once getting my crunch and munch on and old girl farted in mid lick. I've never been turned off so fast.

[The God of War]

Was once getting my crunch and munch on and old girl farted in mid lick. I've never been turned off so fast.
That is boner deflating...

[Deuce]

Was once getting my crunch and munch on and old girl farted in mid lick. I've never been turned off so fast.

Nigga I spit water all over my phone after readin this shit here. LMAOOO...this nigga said "gettin my crunch and munch on" bahahahaah

In the words of Cleveland "that's just nastay"

[quipville]

We broke down the bed, but we found the cat.

[Da Eman]

Was once getting my crunch and munch on and old girl farted in mid lick. I've never been turned off so fast.

My penis got soft just reading this :no:

[DaDirtyOldMan]

I was hitting my girl from the back and she started squirting. This was new for her and the first time I had experienced it first hand. I had seen it enough in videos to know what was going on, so I didn't pay it much mind. It's just me doing my job. She on the other hand wanted to stop so she could see how much of the bed she wet up. It wasn't much, just a small trickle, but it was like she was proud of it or something. At this point I'm thinking, why did we stop for that when we are going to leave a huge wetspot on the bed anyway. I don't know why, but she's a sweater. I still love her though.

[zeddymac]

i was hitting it from the back & pulled a charlie horse.

she thought her pussy was the greatest from me screaming

My penis got soft just reading this :no:
that shit made me mad lol

[instantrum]

I got one for ya....

One day I had this chick come over ti give me some buns, and when she got to the house we wasted no time getting busy. So about half an hour in, when i was close to getting mine, she had to rush out to leave for work. She left me within minutes of gettin ma nut.. I mean I was close so I decided to lay back and finish tha job. When I nutted I accidentally shot myself in the eye, and well I had to lie and say that a bug flew in there. That joint was red for like two days!! Lol

[Chelle]

I got one for ya....

One day I had this chick come over ti give me some buns, and when she got to the house we wasted no time getting busy. So about half an hour in, when i was close to getting mine, she had to rush out to leave for work. She left me within minutes of gettin ma nut.. I mean I was close so I decided to lay back and finish tha job. When I nutted I accidentally shot myself in the eye, and well I had to lie and say that a bug flew in there. That joint was red for like two days!! Lol

:lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: :lmao: I think I woke my brother up....this thread made me giggle to myself but this shit made me spit up my juice.....

[Deuce]

I got one for ya....

One day I had this chick come over ti give me some buns, and when she got to the house we wasted no time getting busy. So about half an hour in, when i was close to getting mine, she had to rush out to leave for work. She left me within minutes of gettin ma nut.. I mean I was close so I decided to lay back and finish tha job. When I nutted I accidentally shot myself in the eye, and well I had to lie and say that a bug flew in there. That joint was red for like two days!! Lol

bahahahahahaha.....my man gave himself a stinger! ahahaha:lmao::lmao:

[instantrum]

Lol well I got another one. This was classic. My ex used to love, and I MEAN LOVE giving head. Well one day, I think she was allergic to my cologne or something , she topped me off right till i shot off a crazy nut in her mouth. The funny thing is she didn't swallow, and somehow managed to sneeze with her mouthful...EH-YOOO all I seen after that was nut n saliva come spraying outta her nose n mouth. I swear it looked crazy...

[tookiewayne]

the disappearing nut... i busted and could not find it. it flew past her head so who knows where it landed...

i ate this one young lady until she fell out of the bed... head game stupid..

i fucked this white girl in front of her friends and my friends in a hotel in south padre... hit her with that justin slayer and gave her the donkey punch... i like to call it the ass punched heard around the island...

[GQ Smooth]

So what are the funniest things that have happened to you during sex?

Mines probably when a headboard almost fell on someones head...

Another is when my ex's step father came into the room to introduce us to his father during a Christmas party

Another time same ex when his niece was about 5 and came and jumpped in the bed with us...

Another time she found condoms and thought they were candy and was mad we wouldn't give her any

You really need to get some locks on those bedroom doors.

[Deuce]

when I pushed this chicks head under the covers and she yells out "ahhhh my eye! Watch where you pointin that thang!"

when SOMEBODY was riding me and straight pulled the head board down on me....the fuck? really? oh well, it wasn't mine but I should send Holiday Inn a bill for gorilla glue and wall anchors

[MiMi]

You really need to get some locks on those bedroom doors.

Lol his room was in the basement usually we could hear but his niece ass was sneaky

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when I pushed this chicks head under the covers and she yells out "ahhhh my eye! Watch where you pointin that thang!"

when SOMEBODY was riding me and straight pulled the head board down on me....the fuck? really? oh well, it wasn't mine but I should send Holiday Inn a bill for gorilla glue and wall anchors

Damn thats fucked up... I'm sure it was an accident....:dance:

[blizz77]

Had the picture over the headboard at the hotel fall and hit the chick in the head while riding me.

Had one chick claim she could deep throat but she ended up throwing up on me. No gag my ass.

While eating out an ex one night, she squirted in my eye.

Met a chick at a club and went to the hotel. She dropped her panties and had stains. She tried to be slick and cover them shits up with her jeans. Thinking quickly, I asked her to come take a shower with me.

[MiMi]

^^^thats nasty

[Dpupnya]

................. NO joke, I asked: "Whose your daddy" (this is back in the 90's when the was acceptable........and she responded with her fathers name.....

[The God of War]

I think push driving her into the closet is hilarious. Done it twice.

Also, when she fell off the bed when I put an attackin on that ass. She did not see that coming.

For whatever reason, when I fake pop, her reaction is hilarious.

[Deuce]

When I was fuckin on a twin bed and that bitch cracked in the middle and folded up like a Craft-Matic

[MiMi]

^^^makes me think of the time my ex and I broke the futon shit went *CRACK* ...

[GQ Smooth]

................. NO joke, I asked: "Whose your daddy" (this is back in the 90's when the was acceptable........and she responded with her fathers name.....

:lmao::lmao::lmao::lmao: