Tell Us Your Dreams

[MiMi]

I have really weird dreams sometimes.. Some I can remember very vividly and others only a few details.

Like last night I had a dream that I was hanging out with my ex's family, who I am still very cool with, and for some reason I had to sneak out of the house. I'm not sure what was going on. It was just a tad bit strange....

So tell us about your dreams

[The God of War]

My dream was about my grandma last night. I was outside of my body, sitting there, watching myself cry what I thought were silent tears, because I knew the end of her physical road was coming. At the same time, I didn't want to see her suffer, but I didn't want her to leave. I'm still dealing with that...

[Joker]

Last week I had a dream I got my ass kicked by a old crush. I remember waving and smiling to her and she spears me and starts elbowing me in the face. People kept on walking by and talking while I was screaming for help...fucking bitch.

[The God of War]

I keep having this dream (3rd night in a row; some variation of these people being in my dream) of a gay pimp and his boyfriend showing up at places I frequent. The confusing part is, my sister's boyfriend hates them both, and always seems to walk out of a room or establishment before they get there. It's hella odd.

And they are the type that are stereotypically openly gay, where they always have to perform some act of some kind to ensure, that yes, they are gay for each other.

And they are shapeshifters, too.

[Deuce]

I had a dream last night that Jesus and I were at the club and instead of buyin chicks drinks, I just got a few cups of water and he turned it into Hennessy for me....smh.... and for some reason he was driving a Range Rover that said J-HOVA on the plates.....




(I'm goin to hell)

[MiMi]

Last night i dreamed that I was on vacation with moms and the step pops and where we were Naughty By Nature was shooting a video where we were like at the vacation house next to us. i don't know if it was because I watched Pepa's show last night that made me dream of them since she used to date or be married to Treach....

It was just weird and it was like they just kept staring at me while they were filming... like a why are you here staring at me.... lol

[Black2Great]

most of the time i cant remember my dreams...:(!

[Deuce]

I dunno why but I dreamed I was at a fight and HDOC was boxing some chick. Me, Kels and OG were in the corner, me the trainer, Kels was the cut man and OG was the hype man. No offense OG but you had the Jaime Foxx in the movie Ali thing goin on with your hair. I kept tellin her "c'mon now! act like a nigga! stick and move! stick and move! Kels kept tellin her to "bob and weave! I know you know how to bob!" and OG kept yelling "if you don't win I'll make sure that nigga don't give you dick for a year!"...........shortly after HDOC knocked her ass out.....craziest shit...

[The God of War]

I dunno why but I dreamed I was at a fight and HDOC was boxing some chick. Me, Kels and OG were in the corner, me the trainer, Kels was the cut man and OG was the hype man. No offense OG but you had the Jaime Foxx in the movie Ali thing goin on with your hair. I kept tellin her "c'mon now! act like a nigga! stick and move! stick and move! Kels kept tellin her to "bob and weave! I know you know how to bob!" and OG kept yelling "if you don't win I'll make sure that nigga don't give you dick for a year!"...........shortly after HDOC knocked her ass out.....craziest shit...
That is too fuckin funny! And I did love Jamie's role in that movie, so it wouldn't be difficult to perform. I really yelled that, though? :lmao: :lmao: :lmao:

I finally broke the dream streak of the gay pimp and his eccentric lover with an all night session of fuckin my favorite celebrity singer at the moment. Fun.

[Deuce]

Yeah you did....you said somethin else to but I couldn't remember. Probably somethin about puttin it in the butt.

[Voodoo]

Last night, I had a dream I was in school. They relocated one of my classes and I had to look all over to find it.

[Deuce]

I had a dream I was at my old church and I was surrounded by old ladies who were telling me how cute I looked and kept pinching my cheeks...smh

[The God of War]

My dream was simple. I was outside, demonstrating The Dramatics' "In the Rain" song.

[MiMi]

I had a dream about the gym last night......yeah buddy

[Deuce]

Ok so I just woke up from a nap and I was dreaming that I was in a real life episode of 24 and I was helping Jack Bauer out by handing him guns through a school bus window. Then some dude came speedeing down the block and jumped out and took a hostage, saying he had a bomb in the trunk. I shot him once in each leg and then Charles Dutton came out yelling. "Gotdammit Deuce! What the hell you shoot him for? He wasn't that much of threat! That's what's wrong with you youngins....you so damn trigger happy!" And then Jack came up saying "good job Deuce, except I woulda shot him in the face."

What the hell?

[Mr Kels]

I had a dream that I had a hat and either it was too small or my head was too big. For some reason, either Soul or Meemers appeared outta nowhere and gave me an extra large hat...

[Deuce]

Last night I dreamed I was robbing this big ass house and while I was dreaming, I was thinking, I need to get out of here but for some reason I stayed and then owners came home. Turns out it was my ex, her mom, her brothers and her grandma. I hid in the closet with the bag-o-goodies but I could see everything going on. I was in the basement and it was crazy because instead of them going upstairs, they all sat in the basement eating. I was trying to creep out but her grandmother walked by and closed the door. Then my ex came over to the closet to hang her coat up and when she opened the door.....I woke up...

[MiMi]

I had a dream last night that was the same as I had a week or so ago I got into a fight with someone and they threw me into a wall.

[The God of War]

I probably should not eat before I sleep.

I had a dream a cheese wheel was chasing me, Indiana Jones style. Just as it was crushing me, I woke up, dazed and confused.

[Deuce]

I dreamed I went skydiving with my best friend and she was scared to jump so I said "ok take a deep breath and on the count of 5, jump".....I waited til she got to three and then pushed her out of the plane. I jumped out right behind her but she was trying to fight me on the way down...lol I think she kicked me in my arm.

[MiMi]

I had a dream I was on a date with some guy but I couldn't see his face it was blurred.. And we were supposed to be in one of the best restaurants but it was set up like a cafeteria. And they had sushi and I was tryin to figure out why they wouldn't put cream cheese in my philly rolls..

[zeddymac]

I had a dream last night that Jesus and I were at the club and instead of buyin chicks drinks, I just got a few cups of water and he turned it into Hennessy for me....smh.... and for some reason he was driving a Range Rover that said J-HOVA on the plates.....




(I'm goin to hell)

nigga u burnout. that shit was funny:pimp:

but for me i really don't remember the dream but i do remember i fought 2 ben franklins in my shirt pocket & was lookin for that shit soon as i woke up like it was real or at least it felt real

[Mr Kels]

Last night I dreamed I was trynna fuck the girl we just fired yesterday. It's weird because I really don't like the broad, and I don't even have her number. I very rarely ever talked to her too.

[Deuce]

Had a dream I was skydiving. I love those dreams.

[scoobysnax]

Last night I had a dream I drove my car off a bridge into some shallow water. So me and my cousin get out unharmed, but my car is upside down in this river, and we're standing next to it.
So I call 911, and she's (the operator) giving me all this attitude about how I should have been paying attention, and she won't send help cuz it was my fault.
I woke up pissed off and kinda scared.

[The God of War]

I had a dream I was throwing it in Chrisette Michele. And not only that, I was the owner of my all time favorite team.

Then I woke up, and reality is strange.

[Deuce]

I had a dream last night it was Christmas and I was waiting in like to get a Playstation 360....lmao... Microsoft and Sony decided to join forces and you could play any game on the console. And it had a built in projector so you didn't even need a TV with it. Just a wall.

[The God of War]

My dream was straight up fire... I was in my house, blindfolded, and the next thing I know, Carmen Hayes is talkin to me. She's telling me to get excited, cause she's about to give me some of her deep thought. I try to decline, but then she says to me, "ya girl already paid for it..." so of course, I receive the knowledge. And I skeet all in her mouf.

Then she says, "1. Happy belated birthday, and 2. I think she do a better head job than I can. I should put her on payroll." Mostest excellent dream. :thumbsup:

[MiMi]

Was getting married. And at the reception a guy that I knew but hadn't seen in years came. Nothing had ever happened between us and we checked on each other from time to time. Well when he showed up at the reception I went to hug him and he grabbed me and kissed me. Full on tongue down throat. I was in shock so it took me 2 to 3 seconds to start to push him off me. My new husband and his boys ran over to jump him and outta nowhere all his boys were there and it was a huge ass fight. No clue who won or how it ended that's all I remember...

[Deuce]

Went big game hunting with my grandfather (RIP) and shot bigfoot or some Yeti like creature....

[MiMi]

Had a dream that I was getting married in this huge cathedral like church. My ex was standing in the hall outside of the entry doors into the actual church and one of the groomsmen were standing behind him a few feet away. My ex knew dude was behind him and started mumbling I can't wait to hit that married pussy, ima be fucking married pussy. So naturally the groomsman went up to him and asked him was he talking about me and he said yeah.

So the groomsman goes to the roon where my future husband is and tells him. There's some nigga out there talking about he gonna be fucking your wife and can't wait to fuck that married pussy. So my SO says where. So they go into the hall and he recognizes dude as my ex. So he steps to him and asks him "you fucking my wife?". My ex says yeah been fucking and gonna continue fucking her. My SO looks at him and turns around and walks away outta the church. He gets in the limo but because it's blocked in he can't leave right away.

At this point one of my bridesmaids coming running into the room where I'm preparing and says that my SO is leaving. Said he walked into the church and yelled to everyone the wedding is off. So I climb out of my dress, take off my vail and put on a jogging suit and some gym shoes and run out the room (groom can't see you in your dress) to find out what's going on. When I run out with bridesmaids behind me I see out the corner of my eye my ex standing there. So I run up on him yelling "WTF did you do, WTF did you say?". So he starts laughing and I just jaw that nigga. And proceed to just hitting him.

At this point my SO's boy runs to the limo and tells him I'm going in on dude. So he comes back into the church and sees me standing over dude yelling asking him why he was lying. He say because he didn't want to see me happy. So my SO's boys pick dude up and walk him out the church. And My SO grabs me and hugs me then I push him away and start to walk away crying. He grabs and asks me why I'm walking away. I'm like because you just gonna listen to that lying ass nigga and leave and not say nothing to me. The nigga told me years ago he would break up my wedding if he knew when and where it was like D'Wayne Wayne on A Different World.

Then I woke up.

[DaDirtyOldMan]

I don't sleep long enough to have any dreams. When I do dream, I usually forget them as soon as I wake up. I will say this though. They usually involve me in some kind of action sequence. Must be from all the video games I play and movies I watch.