Random Perverted Thoughts....

[Chelle]

So I'm here trying to get some stuff done, and all I can think about is dick. It's become an obsession. I think me and HDOC are twins. It's scary.



I just want some really good, thick, chocolate dick right now. STAT!!!!!



Feel free to add your sexual thoughts here....

[Deuce]

I need some super wet, sloppy head right now. Followed up by smashin some cheeks...


HDOF? lol you mean HDOC??

[The God of War]

Hehe @ Chelle's mispell.

What I need right now is a hellafied sexual release session. Just 4-6 hours of exploration, excavation, and installation.

[Chelle]

This fool said excavation...damn....and I fixed it..see, I was thinking about a fat dick and ...smh....

Is it bad that when I hear a man's voice all I wonder is how fast it could make me cum.....

[his drug of choice]

How trippy is it that I was going to start this exact thread the other day, but figured folks were going to put their perverted thoughts in the "what's on your mind" thread! I SWEAR I had it typed out and everything, but then deleted it. LMAO I put that on everything. Hahahahaha

Yeah, I've been daydreaming about some dick I used to fuck and suck. We recently exchanged pics; considering he misses her, and she misses him. But, for reasons I don't feel the need to discuss, we can't see each other like that anymore (and, no, he ISN'T locked up - LoL). *sigh* I just need to feel his thickness...lawd, and he could eat some pussy!

But, you know what, I have an old old friend that does the same things...he's just not the one I'm thinking about right now. Good gracious!!

[Deuce]

Damn you women....damn you I say!!!

[his drug of choice]

Damn you women....damn you I say!!!


Whaaa?! LMAO 0=) [That's my halo, by the way!]

[ghostryder]

When I am heading late at night on the Metro, I am often wondering which one of these chicks wouldn't mind a quick romp in the back of the train with a total stranger. The motorman's compartment is usually empty as well as the car. Hmmmm.....:hmm:

[Deuce]

Whaaa?! LMAO 0=) [That's my halo, by the way!]

Oh don't try to act all innocent

[his drug of choice]

Uhm, HELLO, I don't have to try!! LoL

[The God of War]

I should build her anticipation up to the point of craving it, then just give her one deep stroke and not touch her for a while.

[Mr Kels]

Them large chocolatey ta-ta's. To bite or not to bite. That is be the question...

[Voodoo]

I really just can't wait to get my mouth on some pussy. Seriously.

[Phategod1]

I would love to Fuck Lisa Ann.

[Chelle]

Them large chocolatey ta-ta's. To bite or not to bite. That is be the question...

Did you say chocolate? I think you are finally converted....lol

I need some dick in my life.....

[Deuce]

Did you say chocolate? I think you are finally converted....lol



Lmao....I didn't wanna be the first one to say it...

[ThePianoGuy]

I find it both amusing and sexy when a woman has to burp after sucking me off.

[Mr Kels]

Did you say chocolate? I think you are finally converted....lol

Lmao....I didn't wanna be the first one to say it...

:lmao:

Slowly but surely I'm making my way back to the dark side. I haven't tasted brown sugar in a while, and I'm overdue.

[Deuce]

Come on home son....lol


Why do I have this sudden urge to motorboat? brrrrrupppp brrrrupppp brrrrrupppp....

[The God of War]

I'm gonna lick her puss slowly tonight... take my time with it...

[his drug of choice]

I just got some good dick! Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd have muhsy!

[Chelle]

I feel like everyone is getting some, except me....*sigh*

[The God of War]

I just got some good dick! Lawwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwd have muhsy!

Is that really a random perverted thought? It seems more like a declaration. I'm not hating, I just want some pussy.

I feel like everyone is getting some, except me....*sigh*

Looks like we have a winner! :yay:

[Black2Great]

I fucked da shit outta her last nite...and rite now...i just want some nice slippery wet mouth....

[Deuce]

i wanna push someone's face into the pillows and hit it from the back

[The God of War]

I wanna pull her hair so rough and make her eyes turn Chinese... then pop it her face when she get down on her knees...

Haha, post #69 for me. I can go for that, too...

[MiMi]

I need to get laid... Been 7 months and I need some dick... Blah

[Deuce]

Boobies.....biiiig boobies.

[Mr Kels]

Think I should let her use her tongue on me...

[The God of War]

Would it be wrong to put some 'glide on my finger and do what I claim to do best?

[Deuce]

To smash somethin from the back while facing the mirror

[Mr Kels]

I'm gonna bite the hell outta someone. Don't know why, but I'm feeling quite vampire-ish right now.

[Deuce]

lmao @ Kels goin all Count Chocula on a chick

[The God of War]

lmao @ Kels goin all Count Chocula on a chick
More like Count Swirl-ula...

I just wanna get her to tap out again. That always makes my sessions worth it.

[MiMi]

Wouldn't mind riding him right now....

[Mr Kels]

lmao @ Kels goin all Count Chocula on a chick

Chocula? You accept me back in the black community!!!

More like Count Swirl-ula...

Dammit Kratos! Just when I thought no one would comment on that!

If she gets in the car tonight, I just may get into her...

[Deuce]

I want some of her head and tongue action.

[MiMi]

Actually wants to have sex (even though the tought of sex has made me physically ill lately)

[instantrum]

Perverted thought: Big, creamy, chocolate, Milk filled titties with pencil eraser nipples...mmm. Now just top that off with some tight, well trimmed or shaved pums (minus da meat curtains) and that could be fun.

Ow. ( in Barry White voice)

[The God of War]

She better bring her 'A' game tonight. I'm in back breakin mode...

[Deuce]

fuck it....i would unleash the dogs of war on that ass.

[MiMi]

Fresh out the shower head

[Deuce]

I want her to push me down in the chair and give me some more of that "I just wanna make you smile" head

[tookiewayne]

i gotta find myself a new fuck buddy. no harsh feelings, just really good sex and some laughs...

i need to look up some flights to toronto and see about taking an extended vacation in chelle's basement...

[MiMi]

still wanting some fresh out the shower head or even some just before bed head

[tookiewayne]

in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
..........


bust...


sleep

[his drug of choice]

in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
in guts
out guts
..........


bust...


sleep

Yeah, I could be gettin' it...*sigh*

[xconcepts]

I feel like everyone is getting some, except me....*sigh*

No Chelle, haven't had any in 3 months and still have another 3 months until I get some.

I was at a Commanders Call yesterday with a 4 star General and was thinking about how I wanted to bend her over and eat her pussy and how hard I would dick her down.... Fuck this sucks....

[blizz77]

Damn, finding another chick for a 3some has become damn near impossible these days. They're either "working" girls or powder heads.:yucky:
I hope her work schedule work schedule works out in our favor so we can attend the next swingers party.

[Deuce]

I want boobies in my face

[xconcepts]

I want pussy in mine....

[The God of War]

Yeah, I'm bout to make it rain on her face tonight.

[Chelle]

Yeah, I'm bout to make it rain on her face tonight.


Well then......:blink:

[tookiewayne]

i had a dream this morning that Milian Blu and two of her sexy friends put on plaid skirts and church socks (the short kind with the ruffles) and taught me an awesome Sunday school lesson.....


fa-yow...

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and now.... and ode to munkey...

i love munkey

fat munkey
white munkey
black munkey
tight munkey

"lick it one time and its wet all night" munkey

old munkey
cold munkey
gold munkey
yo munkey

beat it real good and say "awww, po' munkey!"

new munkey
blue munkey
borrowed and used munkey

"bust it wide open and i'll show u what it do" munkey

work munkey
flirt munkey
squirt munkey
hurt munkey

fly down to Jamaica just to get some jerk munkey



by T. W.

[his drug of choice]

and now.... and ode to munkey...

i love munkey

fat munkey
white munkey
black munkey
tight munkey

"lick it one time and its wet all night" munkey

old munkey
cold munkey
gold munkey
yo munkey

beat it real good and say "awww, po' munkey!"

new munkey
blue munkey
borrowed and used munkey

"bust it wide open and i'll show u what it do" munkey

work munkey
flirt munkey
squirt munkey
hurt munkey

fly down to Jamaica just to get some jerk munkey



by T. W.

Stick a fork in me, cuz I am so fuckin' DONE right now! :lmao:

I love you, tookie! Just made my "already giggly cuz I'm high den a mugg" ass laugh out loud!

[RANDOM THOUGHT]

No one breaking any rules, no fuss.
Just a dick in my mouth and a dick in my puss.

Yeah, that sounds kinda interesting right about now!

[Mr Kels]

No teeth...

[Deuce]

I wanna fuck on the counter in the bathroom. I know she might be uncomfortable....but that shit feels really good...

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No teeth...

literally or just her being really good at what she does?

[Joker]

I don't think she would have minded much if I grabbed her breasts and weighed them in my hands and mouth.

[The God of War]

I can hit that on top of my bar tonight!? YEAH!

[Mr Kels]

literally or just her being really good at what she does?

The latter. Hate those damn teeth so I love when they don't get in the way

[Deuce]

Oh ok. I didn't know if you were actually talkin about someone puttin their choppers in some Polident while they dome you up. Thats takin it to a HO....NUVA....LEVEL....

[instantrum]

Tip to balls...gettin top

[MiMi]

I wouldn't mind fucking in the back of someones truck right now...

[MiMi]

Insane boyfriend lovin

[xconcepts]

I want to wear my TI (Air Force Training Instructor) hat and order her on her knees to suck me off then bend her ass over the couch and fuck her.

[The God of War]

Gettin neck while I'm playin some Call of Duty... sounds good.

[MiMi]

Buzzin and horny as hell would let him take his aggressions out on me

[Mr Kels]

Angry sex... Angry, pounding, biting, sucking, licking, pulling, choking, angry sex... Yeeeah

[Deuce]

Gettin neck while I'm playin some Call of Duty... sounds good.

Guess that would be her "Call of Duty" huh? Lol

Yeah....I would probably be smashin so hard from the back right about now that her head would most likely be in between the mattress and the wall. "You ain't quiet now huh?"......I can hear her now "fuck you......asshole".


"It's MR. Asshole....now get on top"

[Chelle]

I haven't had a pervy thought in days...no bueno...

[CorruptCity]

Eating red snapper with okra sauce, while I'm looking at her sitting naked on the edge of my sofa playing with her wet fat monkey. Knowing that within a couple of minutes I'll be over there feeding her with two sapodilla and a nine inch banana.

[MiMi]

ew...

[his drug of choice]

Reminiscing about how he licked and slurped on my coota bean last night; that shit was OFF THE CHAIN! OH EM GEE!

And then, how I BLEW HIS MIND afterwards, and committed murder by swallowing his seeds. Good gracious.

The fucking was lovely, too...whew...

[Deuce]

So done @ "committing murder by swallowing his seeds".....smmfh...

[The God of War]

So done @ "committing murder by swallowing his seeds".....smmfh...
More like genocide... :lmao:

She still sleep. I still got it. Later on tonight, I'ma get it again.

[MiMi]

How this thread go from perverted thoughts to the sex I had last night?

[his drug of choice]

How this thread go from perverted thoughts to the sex I had last night?

Can it not be perverted to think about the sex one had last night?

[MiMi]

Yall giving play by play lol

[his drug of choice]

I'm tryna help the cause...it might spark perverted thoughts in others. *cheese*

[MiMi]

Yeah yeah

[Mr Kels]

Reminiscing about how he licked and slurped on my coota bean last night; that shit was OFF THE CHAIN! OH EM GEE!

And then, how I BLEW HIS MIND afterwards, and committed murder by swallowing his seeds. Good gracious.

The fucking was lovely, too...whew...

*dead* just *dead*

I want a headboard just to bang her head on it. Gotta love the rough stuff.

Wanna put her in the rear naked choke again

[The God of War]

I'ma put her in the Boston Crab...

[Mr Kels]

^^ How the hell does that work???

Need some tongue ring love right about now. Maybe I'll get lucky tomorrow.

[Voodoo]

I've been involuntarily celibate for quite sometime now. Some poor woman is going catch it like I'm fresh outta jail, with one day to live.

[Deuce]

I wanna make somebody tap out.

[The God of War]

I am goin to rub her puss after dinner. That's my dessert

[brokeas]

I know what ya.. mean I had this one chic that I think about this dick is a freak.. and she could do some things to make a brother say DAMN.. I still want to get that pussy, but just too many feelings I guess on my end to even get involved with her again like that.

Wait a minute.. i just thought about another chic that has a fat clit.. hell but she is gonna get married and she supposed to be in love so she wont give up the pussy hehehe.. this is too much I'm supposed to be working but instead thinking about pussy

[Deuce]

Lawd....nothing but boobies around me....damn! D's or betta....this is sofa king ridiculous.

[The God of War]

What if I hit that? What if I take the alternate path of trouble and doom? She do have a nice body that I like, and of course she's feeling me... oh, the temptation...

[MiMi]

Climbing on top and riding...

[Stormhammer]

Okay. I had one that feels random enough for this thread.

I went to the store to grab some food and this one chick was bending over to get some ice cream of all things from the lower shelf. the booty? MAGNIFICICENT!!!!!!!!! BEAUTIFUL shape and thickness!!! I was SO tempted to rush past and "accidentally" brush against it to see how soft it was. Yes, for the pedos out there, I am fairly sure she was of age. I saw her face. looked old enough. My extra senses would've warned me otherwise. Since she shops there, one day..................I will have a name to go with that ass. and when I do..............CNN will cover the destruction I lay between her buttcheeks.

-Stormhammer-

[Deuce]

I wanna tickle her tonsils

[The God of War]

I just wanna stick my dick in her... when she gets some sense.

[ghostryder]

I wonder if she knows half of the freaky things I would to her after we drink this bottle of Goose.:drinking:

[Mr Kels]

Somebody's gonna either love me or hate me once I get through with them...

[his drug of choice]

It took everything in me to stop myself from going to his house tonight and sucking and fucking him to sleep. *sigh* I don't know if I can do this much longer...

[ghostryder]

It took everything in me to stop myself from going to his house tonight and sucking and fucking him to sleep. *sigh* I don't know if I can do this much longer...

Do not weaken. Be strong. You are bigger than your desires.


Back to the thread.......already in progress.....

If she were snowed in here with me, the most we'd be wearing is socks and a blanket. Really wouldn't need the heat on because we'd be doing a whole lot of great fucking. I would eat my breakfast off of her ass. My appetizer for dinner would be in between her thighs. As I stimulate her G-Spot, I would look deep in her eyes. Pure ecstasy.

[Deuce]

It took everything in me to stop myself from going to his house tonight and sucking and fucking him to sleep. *sigh* I don't know if I can do this much longer...

Hehehehe...you REALLY shoulda...

smh @ that ol booshit...you know what I'm talkin about


Right now I swear to hay-sus that she would get broke the fuck up. She would be mad at me....I would get up in it with Timbs on my feet for added traction....she would ban me from the puss for a week. To which I would say "your mouth still work."

[MiMi]

*cough*notgonnahappen*cough*

[blizz77]

Can't wait for next week to get here. 3some time

[MiMi]

I feel like feeding someone some "grapes"

[Joker]

...you so nassy.

[The God of War]

"I'll take it off, then break you off!"

[MiMi]

snow day spend all day sexing and napping.....

[The God of War]

Just suck a nigga dick for about 10-15... You got me after that... I'll pretty much do whatever I need to around the house...

[his drug of choice]

I want him to do to me what he told me he dreamt about doing to me this morning!

[Deuce]

I seriously need some wake up head

[The God of War]

I think it's time to OG a female tonight.

[Chelle]

I think I'm addicted to watching men masturbate....I wonder if they have a club for this kind of thing...damn...

[The God of War]

I think I'm addicted to watching men masturbate....I wonder if they have a club for this kind of thing...damn...
Um, prolly, but I'm sure the men would be back to back, or all eyes up. Or did you mean for women to watch one man?

TMI from me up there. And now back on topic. I think she's ready to give me some face time when I least expect it.

[his drug of choice]

Me, riding Keston's dick, while rubbing on his abs. *sigh* He's so mutha fuckin' fine!!

http://a684.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/95/l_7c666792e08a76569d055653b5d0b03b.jpg

[Chelle]

Do you believe dis....lmao...see the attached.

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[The God of War]

Do you believe dis....lmao...see the attached.

Celebrate the inauguration of our 44th pre with the only political souvenir that can join you in the bedroom. This sexy likeness of Mr. Barack Obama himself features the general shape of a penis and testicles, but with the added bonus of our smiling new commander-in-chief, complete with flag lapel pin! Lots of texture makes this dildo fun to play with or simply to display as a foolproof conversation-starter. Available in both Blue and Gold, the Head of State Obama Dildo is made of soft, pliable TPR material.
So how many can I put you down for? I have some ideas... Presidential ideas... lmao

I wanna grab that ass in public. A meaty handful too.

[Mr Kels]

Got my OG on tonight...

Ready for some more face time

[Deuce]

wanna grab a handful of hair and push her down on my dick

[Chelle]

I miss his chocolate. I want to taste it soooooo bad. I wanna feel him cum in my mouth.

[tookiewayne]

i've been hearing a lot of women talk about sex lately and the things they like having done to them... the next woman i have sex with will be in over her head.

[his drug of choice]

I wanna fuck 'em...both...at the same time...one on each end...*sigh*

[The God of War]

DAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMN! Spit roast style! You nasty.

It's time to unleash the elusive FALCON DICK DOWN maneuever tonight.

[tookiewayne]

I wanna fuck 'em...both...at the same time...one on each end...*sigh*

tossy...

[ghostryder]

I looked into her eyes and using my eyes told her that I would love to do nothing more than tear off her clothes and give her a slow screwing.

[tookiewayne]

i just can't stop thinkin bout her munkey... i just wanna crawl up inside it and do the running man on her g spot.

[Mr Kels]

At least I feel a little less tense after it. Glad she was good with her mouth.

[MiMi]

Strange? I cant think of anything?

then why even post?


i just wanna do him

[his drug of choice]

Strange? I cant think of anything?

Then why'd you even...*smh*










If he knocked, I would have let him in, even though I'm trying to be strong. The things I would do to that man...again...oooweeee. Suck dick, suck dick...I just wanna suck dick!

[Pervertor]

I like to sniff worn underwear, OMG!!!

[Deuce]

I wanna fuck 'em...both...at the same time...one on each end...*sigh*

Umm....wow...

I want her to spin around on my dick

[tookiewayne]

had the titty dream this morning...

[Joker]

Think I put a crink in my neck from looking at so much ass today...

I would have liked to jump into each dressing room and dick em down while they were trying on skirts or while they were wearing them...damn.

[ghostryder]

I want her to sit on my face until I get full. I love the shape of her ass:inlust:

[Mr Kels]

Thinking I would love to break a cougar off. Not even for her money, just to do it. They could probably learn me a few things.

[Stormhammer]

I like to sniff worn underwear, OMG!!!

You can have the underwear. I'll go straight to the source and sniff the women. :inlust:


Not even sure if this still counts as perverted anymore, but sex on a train. get a girl to wear a skirt and I'll wear........Those pants. Not the ol' booshyt hiding in the bathroom, I'm talking right there in the seat. Bonus points for the buttsexor. She'll earn all kinds of points with me for that.




........Quit looking at me like that!! One chick tried to get it on a moped. Now THAT'S what's up.

-Stormhammer-

[tookiewayne]

I like to sniff worn underwear, OMG!!!

that is a real, authentic perv thought right there.

[Deuce]

I need some Super Dome.....lots and lots of sloppy, asking me do I like while she still has a mouth full of spit, draws soaked down to the ass cuz I couldn't get my jeans off quick enough.....KNOWLEDGE. Get me smart!

[MiMi]

trying to perform some lewd acts that violate some type of obscenity laws on somebody....

[MiMi]

I want to give someone some head, swallowing once they come and continuing on until they beg me to stop

[tookiewayne]

I wanna mind fuck a woman.

see all these years i have been trying to figure out what it is I wasn't doin right. I've always felt as though I had a disconnect during sex. I got pretty good(in my opinion and in the opinion of a few of my most recent sexual flings) at performing pleasurable acts on women. but after sex i would actually feel distant from the woman instead of feeling closer to her.

I would act differently around the women. I would appear as though i had lost respect for them. (they always said that but i don't totally think that is it.)

last night i thought about how it would be to literally engage in mind sex with a woman.
I thought about doing it in the form of a poem but i think a really intense conversation with a young lady i actually trust would be better than me talking in rhyme for a few minutes, no matter how clever i can be.

because i find that i am more cautious of sharing my thoughts and views with a woman than i am about sharing my penis with her.(as long as it's protected, of course)

i think it may be possible to construct a conversational pattern that i can run on a young lady and see if it really works for me.

I just have to put shit in some sort of technical context.

i still might write that poem though...

[CorruptCity]

Me deep throating her so deep that her eyes get watery, and when she blinks tears drop down her cheek.

[Mr Kels]

I want to give someone some head, swallowing once they come and continuing on until they beg me to stop

I would love some shit like that. In fact. I'm in the mood for some good good face time. I'm talking dick to the back of the throat and all. Yeah... That's that shit

[SchlongstaJ]

If she looks at me like that ONE MORE TIME we're straight fucking in the microscope room. She keeps teasing me because she KNOWS I want to christen her lab/office. She's gonna catch me on the wrong (right) night and it..will..be...on...

[tookiewayne]

If she looks at me like that ONE MORE TIME we're straight fucking in the microscope room. She keeps teasing me because she KNOWS I want to christen her lab/office. She's gonna catch me on the wrong (right) night and it..will..be...on...

aint nothin like fuckin on the job... make it happen bro...

[MiMi]

I want to give someone some head, swallowing once they come and continuing on until they beg me to stop

woke up wanting to do this to him but.....

[MiMi]

Want to ride him until I feel him come in me...

[his drug of choice]

I can't wait until I finally get to wrap my lips around his dick...both sets!

[dakid]

I am looking to eat a moist wet pussy,hmm hmm good and ladies i can eat pussy well

get at me

[Deuce]

Really dude? This ain't black planet...besides it ain't but 3 around here and I highly doubt thats gonna work with them...

I want some head while doing a hunnit' on the highway in the rain....now THAT is good shit....

[his drug of choice]

I am looking to eat a moist wet pussy,hmm hmm good and ladies i can eat pussy well

get at me

:lmao: That just made me laugh. Thanks, but random mouth on my cookie ain't cuttin' it! =)

I wish I could be with him, even if it's just one more time. Seein' the way he reacts when I suck his dick...and make him squirm...until he busts in my mouth. And, then having him beat my pussy up... *sigh*

[The God of War]

I just wish she would shut the fuck up sometime today and put the whole thang in her mouf...

[Joker]

Really dude? This ain't black planet...besides it ain't but 3 around here and I highly doubt thats gonna work with them...

Word. I been trying to get them to jump in the plastic pool for the longest but all they do is stand around looking at the water :weep:

Speaking of which...saw a new neighbor a few buildings from mine. Thought she was Mexican from the back, thick ass thighs, juicy booty and some 'grab on to make sure I don't go nowhere!' hips. But then I saw she was a FF.

Make that bitch get a tan and I'd hit it.

[tookiewayne]

Word. I been trying to get them to jump in the plastic pool for the longest but all they do is stand around looking at the water :weep:

Speaking of which...saw a new neighbor a few buildings from mine. Thought she was Mexican from the back, thick ass thighs, juicy booty and some 'grab on to make sure I don't go nowhere!' hips. But then I saw she was a FF.

Make that bitch get a tan and I'd hit it.

what is an FF? freckle face?

[Chelle]

Frosted Flake...

This thread makes me giggle....I'm super horny and I miss him....I'mma sleep it off....

[tookiewayne]

its been a while since i had a really nice pair of titties to suck on.

some hershey kiss nipples on some big brown titties would just make my month...

[his drug of choice]

I need to fuck him again...and suck him again...and have him eat my pussy again...clawd have muhsy!

[MiMi]

Just need him to grab me when i get out the shower and do his thing... yeeeeah that would be nice.... real nice

[tookiewayne]

i probably shouldn't be hangin out with my "ex-bootycall"... but she got them damn titties... the nice kind that look airbrushed in real life...

but since she is trying to get all holy and sanctified now, i guess i won't be gettin in that thang no time soon...

i don't wanna "make her choose between the rod and what God say" (t.i. reference) but i must admit that i do miss goin to work on her lady parts and her inner thighs are too damn smoove.

i'm gonna go over there and continue to exercise self control. but if she give me the greenlight i'ma attack that munkey like a... um... slightly larger, super horny angry munkey...


Ape! yeah thats the word i was lookin for...


damn this has gotten kind long. i'm through.

[Mr Kels]

lol Tookie you crazy fam.

Somebody is finna get their ass worked out. Next chick might be beating me off of her when I'm done with her. Either that or begging for more...

[his drug of choice]

i probably shouldn't be hangin out with my "ex-bootycall"... but she got them damn titties... the nice kind that look airbrushed in real life...

but since she is trying to get all holy and sanctified now, i guess i won't be gettin in that thang no time soon...

i don't wanna "make her choose between the rod and what God say" (t.i. reference) but i must admit that i do miss goin to work on her lady parts and her inner thighs are too damn smoove.

i'm gonna go over there and continue to exercise self control. but if she give me the greenlight i'ma attack that munkey like a... um... slightly larger, super horny angry munkey...


Ape! yeah thats the word i was lookin for...


damn this has gotten kind long. i'm through.

Made me laugh out loud! LMMFAO

Straight JUNGLE FUCKIN', huh?! LoL

I just wanna be beasted...yeah, like he did the last time.

[The God of War]

I'm gonna stick a finger in her to see if it's ready yet...

[SchlongstaJ]

*wonders if I'm the only one that wants some good loving after a good meal*

[wurf]

i wanna go down to plannned parenthood and have unprotected sex right in the lobby. then i wanna go down to the child support office and make a baby with a chic i can't stand. then i wanna make a porn spoof of the maury show.

IDKY, but for some reason maury show got me kinda horny today. truth be told i just wanna have sex in public.

[Chelle]

i wanna go down to plannned parenthood and have unprotected sex right in the lobby. then i wanna go down to the child support office and make a baby with a chic i can't stand. then i wanna make a porn spoof of the maury show.

IDKY, but for some reason maury show got me kinda horny today. truth be told i just wanna have sex in public.


wurf makes me giggle...this post sure did....

Sex in public is fun...I definitely endorse it! :goodjob:

[ghostryder]

....

Sex in public is fun...I definitely endorse it!

I got a subway car with your name on it. Meet me there Saturday night just before midnight.:hump:

:yes:

[Chelle]

How did I miss this.....geez...

I want penis...this is all...